YOU MIGHT BE A YANKEE IF.... - TIME T' EVEN DE ODDS HUR! - History - http://maxpages.com/bubbashome/You_might_be_a_YANKEE

1. The last time you smiled was when you prevented someone from getting on an on-ramp on the highway
2. You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of the road and stopping.
3. You don't think Howard Stern has an accent.
4. Instead of referring to two or more people as "Y'all" you call them "You Guys," even if both of them are women.
5. You have no idea what a Polecat is.
6. You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork.
7. You don't know what a moon pie is.
8. You think Heinz Ketchup is "SPICY!"
9. You don't have at least one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
10. You think "RC Cola" is a radio controlled toy.
11. You think a "Goo Goo" is baby talk.
12. You shot a cow while hunting.

I am goin to update dis when I can! Y'all come bak now, ya' hur?

Bubba
911 Dirt Road
Z-Town	North Carolina	,27597
Confederate States
(333) 123-4567
Don't have'un
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