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| Quiz Your New Yorkness A group of people standing on a street corner are probably: a: Waiting for the light b: Listening to the story of some poor unfortunates soul in need c: Drug dealers d: Tourists A man standing in a public park with a few words to say to everyone who passes is: a: A police officer b: A joyful local c: Crazy d: A drug dealer In general subways are: a: Safe b: Dangerous c: Filthy d: Sweltering While waiting for a subway you should: a: Consult a personal copy of a subway map b: Sit on the benches c: Consult a subway map on the wall d: Lean over the edge of the platform to watch for arriving trains In general, you can get food delivered from: a: Pizzerias only, for a fee b: Pizzerias & chinese food places, for free c: Most small resturants not part of a chain d: Anywhere that does not require reservations including MacDonalds, other major chains, delis, and grocery stores The best way to get your picture on the front page of the major daily papers on one day is: a: Be elected president of the USA b: Blow up a federal building c: Be the Unibomber d: Be the Yankees winning the World Series Which sounds best: a: For-GET-a-BOUT-it b: Fah-get-A-bout-IT c: FUH-get-UH-bout-it d: Fuh-GED-uh-boud-it How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb? a: One. Oh, is this a joke? b: Two, one to fend off the muggers, one to change it. c: Two, one to change the bulb, and one homeless guy to try to make a profit off the dead bulb d: Who da heck is askin? Which is a tourist slogan endorsed on televsion by a New York mayor: a: New York -- The Place To Be (LaGuadia) b: No where is there more to do (Koch) c: New York -- City of Culture (Dinkins) d: We can kick your city's a** (Guiliani) Which of the following is likely to get you a summons: a: Jaywalking b: Selling cigarettes to minors c: Smoking pot on the street d: Making a right hand turn on a red light Scoring: -2 for each [a], -1 for each [b], 0 for each [c], 1 for each [d] Ranking: below 0 -- hick 0 to 4 -- lemme guess, learned it all from television? 5 to 8 -- can be trusted to tell a bagel from other donut shaped foods 9 to 10 -- bane of the Jersey driver |
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