YO MAMA JOKES - I gis I don't need just Redneck Jokes... I need a variety an' dat is what I am goin' to put on hur. So git ready. - History - http://maxpages.com/bubbashome/YO_MAMA

YO MAMA'S HOUSE

Yo momma house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.
Yo momma house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Yo momma house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

YO MAMA IS SO SHORT

Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
Yo momma so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
Yo momma so short she can play handball on the curb.
Yo momma so short she does backflips under the bed.
Yo momma so short she models for trophys.
Yo momma so short she is the original Q-tip
Yo momma so short she poll vaults with a toothpick

YO MAMA'S GLASSES

Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can seen people waving.
Yo momma's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

YO MAMA IS SO TALL

Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
Yo momma so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

YO MAMA IS SO GREASY

Yo momma so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma so greasy she sweats Crisco!
Yo momma so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her!

YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT....

1. I drove around her and ran out of gas.
2. She fell in love and broke it.
3. She jumped in the air and got stuck.
4. Her clothes even have stretch marks.
5. She's on both sides of the family.
6. The last time she saw 90210 was when she stood on the scale..
7. When her beeper goes off , people thought she was backing up.
8.She wakes up in sections.
9.When she stands on the scale it says " To be continued"
10.She was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for The New World.
11. She sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Your mama is so stupid

1. She got hit by a parked car.
2. She tripped over a cordless phone
3. She shot an arrow up in the air and missed.
4. She got locked in the grocery store and she starved to death.
5. She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
6. She stole free bread.
7. She took a spoon to the Superbowl.
8. She heard it was chilly outside so she grabbed a spoon and bowl and ran outside.
9. She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.
10. It took her 10 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
11. She wrote to her friend and asked him for his address.
12.It takes her 7 days to watch 48 Hours.
13. She bought a solar-powered flashlight.
14. She got stabbed in a shoot out.
15. She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
16. She thought she needed a token to get on the Soul Train.

Bubba
911 Dirt Road
Z-Town	North Carolina	,27597
Confederate States
(333) 123-4567
Don't have'un
NuclearJake123@cs.com

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