Stuff not to say to a cop - Don't say this stuff unless you want to get into more trouble! - History - http://maxpages.com/bubbashome/Stuff_Not_to_say_to_a

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. ( I have heard this is ok in Texas only)
2.Sorry officer I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?
4. Hey you must have been going 125mph to keep up with me. Good Job!
5.Are you Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in realatively good condition to be a police officer.
7. You ain't gonna check the trunk are ya'?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee officer, the last officer just gave me warning too! Thanks!
10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us knows!
11.I was just trying to keep up with the traffic... I know there isn't any traffic around, thats how far ahead of me they are!
12. When the officer says, " Gee son, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" you probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee officer, your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"
13.Hey, is that a 9mm? Thats nothing compared to this .44 Magnum!
14.I bet I could grab that gun before you finish writing my ticket.
15.Didn't I see your butt get kicked on "COPS" last week on TV?
16. Bad Cop! No Doughnut for you!
17. You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
18.I'm suprised you stopped me, Dunkin Doughnuts has a 3 for 1 special!
19. Wasn't your daughter a pork queen?
20. On the way to the station lets get a twelve pack.

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