A Nascar Driver Wouldn't Say This Mess - If you ever hear a Nascar Driver say this stuff he should be fired - History - http://maxpages.com/bubbashome/Nascar_Drivers_Would_Not

Top Ten Things You Wouldn't Here A Nascar Driver Say....

10. You know, I just wouldn't feel safe out there without that restrictor plate.
9. Well... The race doesn't start for another 5 minutes, I think I will climb out of the car and sign a few autographs.
8. I'd rather drive a Mercedes-Benz.
7. This new body style give our cars a distinct advantage over the competition. I think Nascar should look into this immediatly.
6. You know... it sure is good to see Gordon get a win after that long dry spell he's been going through.
5. Look, it's John Boy with a garage pass! Hey big guy, over here!
4. Gee guys, some of this stuff under the hood looks a little fishy to me. Lets get Gary Nelson over to take a look.
3. Those T-shirt designs are a tad gaudy. Can we tone 'em down a little bit?
2. I'd like to thank technology for my win today.
And the number one thing you would hear a Nascar driver say is...
1.Chevy... Ford... Pontiac.... heck, what difference does it make anyways?

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