Mor' Jokes ya'll - Ya'll goin' to like these alot! - History - http://maxpages.com/bubbashome/More_Redneck

You might be a Chinese REDNECK if....

1. You were born on the year of the possum.
2. Your porch collapses and kills more than 3 dogs.... and you eat them.
3. You drive in a red dodge Charger with yellow stars on top and you call it the General Bruce Lee.
4. You have 15 rusting bicycles in your front yard.
5. You serve your family Moo Goo Guy Deer and you eat with dip sticks.

You might be a Redneck CAT if....

1. You have a pinch of Friskies between your cheek and gum.
2. You use liver and tuna Copenhagen.
3. You arch your back and hiss when ATF surrounds your compound.
4. Your favorite food is "Yee haw mix".
5. You sharpen your claws on Shag carpet and panaling.
More to come with the cat jokes

You might be a Giligan's Island Redneck if...

1. All natives islanders look the same as you.
2.The S.S. Minnow crashed right after you said, "Hey ya'll watch this!"
3. Your sure you'll be rescued soon because you've been callin' for help on CB channel 9.
4. Your the only one not bothered by wearing the same pants for a year.
5. Lookin' at coco nuts makes you home sick for the bowling alley.
6. To make you feel more at home, you put wheels under everyone's hut.
7. The boat ain't fixed because you had the professer fix you up a sattlelite dish.

You might be a James Bond Redneck if...

1. Her majesty only gives you a license to fish.
2. Your El Camino can drive under water.
3. Your belt buckle conceals a rocket laucher.
4. You attend a royal banquet in a sleeveless tuxedo.
5. You can't even spell M.
6. Q gets most of his supplies from a Sears catalog.

You might be a Doctor Redneck if...

1. Your waiting room has back issues of Field & Stream and Hotrod.
2. Your ambulance siren plays "Dixie"
3. You wear a tool belt in the operating room.
4. Being on call means waiting by the CB.
5. The second floor staff is still mad at you for the Monster Wheelchair Rally.
6. Your idea of scrubbing is pickin' the grease from under your fingernails.
7. Your prescriptions are unusable because you don't even have handwriting.

You might be a Batman Redneck if....
1. You change the sound effects: Wham!, Bop! and Ka-Bam! To: Hock ! Spit! and Ker-poot!
2. You ever lived under an overpass and called it the "Batcave".
3. Your high-tech utility belt holds a Bat wrench, a Bat Air Guage, and a Bat- Cazoozie.

You Might be a GANGSTER REDNECK if...

1. You do Drive-bys with a huntin' spotlight.
2. Your huntin' dawg has a heavy gold choke chain.
3. During a riot, you loot Mack's Bait Shop.
4. A 12-pound bass flashes you the proper gang sign, then you thow him back.
5. You can stuff your shorts in your boots and/or your cowboy hat under your hood

Blind Redneck

A blind redneck and his seeing eye dog walked into a store. He grabbed
his dog by ths tail, picked him up over his head, and started swinging him around in a circle.

The puzzled clerk looked at him and asked,"Can I get you anything?"

"No thanks," replied the man. "I'm just looking around."

Bubba
911 Dirt Road
Z-Town	North Carolina	,27597
Confederate States
(333) 123-4567
Don't have'un
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