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( Someone sent this to me...It's funny :) Cooking With BSB Kevin: Hello, I'm Kevin Richardson, and we're the Backstreet Boys Brian: Today we're going to show you how to make a chocolate cake from scratch. Nick: Scratch? So you mean if I scratch myself a certain way I'll get a chocolate cake? *Scratches himself* AJ: Nick! Just be quiet and let us make the damn cake! Nick: ok…I was just asking Kevin: First we take the flour and pour it in the bowl Howie then we take some sugar and pour it in Brian: then some cheddar cheese and pour it in Kevin: Cheese? Howie: This isn't a cheesecake Brian! Brian; Yeah but…we can make a chocolate cheese cake Kevin: well…. Ok I guess.. But we can't use cheddar cheese. Brian: and why not? Kevin: uhh…cuz Brian: *puts the cheese in the bowl* too late Kevin: ugh! Next we add some eggs *Pours in the eggs* AJ: and now we add some *special* Leaves Kevin: Nooo way! Howie; AJ! AJ: If Brian can add cheddar cheese then I can add some *special* Leaves Kevin: But… AJ: *pours the *special* Leaves in* OOPS too late Kevin: well…now we add the oil *pours the oil in* Silence Kevin: *nudges Nick* Nick: *has chocolate all over his face* wut? AJ: Put the chocolate in! Nick: uhh I ate it Howie; Wut! Nick: it was so sweet and delicious looking, besides you guys didn't really need it anyway Brian; Nick! The whole purpose of a chocolate cake is the chocolate! Nick; But you guys said you were going to make it from scratch..So.. Just scratch yourself AJ: yeah, Kevin you're an expert at that *nudges Kevin* Kevin: *Punches AJ in the arm* AJ: Damn you Kevin! *Holding his arm runs off stage* Nick: *laughing* Kevin: And this is for eating all the chocolate! *Smacks Nick* Nick: *runs off stage crying* Howie; Kevin wut the hell is your problem! Kevin: I'm tired of you damn idiots screwing up all the time! Howie: *yells at him in a Puerto Rican accent and goes off stage* Brian: uhh…now wut do we do with the cake? Kevin: Let's put It in the oven Brian; but..We need chocolate Kevin: well go buy some, you short jerk! Brian;* scared* You're crazy! *Rushes offstage* Kevin: Cool, I got my own show Brian: *once again enters the stage* here's the chocolate Kevin Kevin; I thought you were… Brian; lol thought I was just gonna let you have your own show huh? Anyway…Now we add the chocolate *AJ, Nick, and Howie enter the stage* Audience cheers* Kevin: Now we mix all of our ingredients together* Nick: we forgot the yeast! Kevin: you don't use Yeast to make a cake! AJ: how is the cake going to rise? Brian: he's got a point Kevin: *pours the yeast into the bowl*stirs* Howie; What about salsa? Kevin: No! Howie: What goes good with cheddar cheese? Salsa Kevin: cheddar cheese and salsa in a cake? AJ: yeah I agree with Howie Howie; *adds the salsa* stirs it all in Nick: Now we need tortilla chips Kevin: Are you guys crazy! No! Brian: if we're gonna have salsa we need chips AJ: If we're gonna have chips we need beer Nick; if we're gonna have beer we need Id! *They add all the ingredients and put their Id cards inside the bowl* Kevin: You guys are crazy! *Walks offstage* Howie: shouldn't we add milk? AJ: if we're gonna add milk we need cookies Director: Guys! This is only a 30-minute show! AJ: ok! Don't rush us! *Pours the milk and cookies into the bowl* Brian: *puts it all into the oven* Nick: When the cake is done, it should look like this *pulls a beautiful, chocolate, already made cake, from under the counter* Aj: Boy does that look good. Brian: If you follow all of the instructions that we did to create this beautiful cake, yours will come out the same way. Nick; But we didn't make that cake the producer gave it to us. Brian: Just shutup and say your line so we can finish with the show! Nick; Oh, sry ok..*Smiles a big smile and looks at the camera* Just to assure that you're cake comes out like this one, we'll list the ingredients we used. Howie; well, that's our show for today! Bye boys and girls! BSB Chocolate Cake recipe Flour Sugar Cheddar Cheese "Special leaves" Oil Chocolate Yeast Salsa Tortilla chips Beer ID cards Milk Cookies Mix it all up and put it in the oven and "Bon Appetite"! you may need to refresh this page, or else some of the stuff on here will not work! Free JavaScripts provided by The JavaScript Source
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