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| READ ALL THE WAY THROUGH TO DETERMINE YOUR NEW NAME >> > > The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain >> > > Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav >> > > Pilkey: >> > > >> > > The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names... >> > > Use the first letter of your first name to determine your NEW first >> > > name: >> > > >> > > a = stinky >> > > b = lumpy >> > > c = buttercup >> > > d = gidget >> > > e = crusty >> > > f = greasy >> > > g = fluffy >> > > h = cheeseball >> > > i = chim-chim >> > > j = poopsie >> > > k = flunky >> > > l = booger >> > > m = pinky >> > > n = zippy >> > > o = goober >> > > p = doofus >> > > q = slimy >> > > r = loopy >> > > s = snotty >> > > t = falafel >> > > u = dorkey >> > > v = squeezit >> > > w = oprah >> > > x = skipper >> > > y = dinky >> > > z = zsa-zsa >> > > >> > > Use the first letter of your last name to determine the first half of >> > > your NEW last name: >> > > >> > > a = diaper >> > > b = toilet >> > > c = giggle >> > > d = bubble >> > > e = girdle >> > > f = barf >> > > g = lizard >> > > h = waffle >> > > i = cootie >> > > j = monkey >> > > k = potty >> > > l = liver >> > > m = banana >> > > n = rhino >> > > o = burger >> > > p = hamster >> > > q = toad >> > > r = gizzard >> > > s = pizza >> > > t = gerbil >> > > u = chicken >> > > v = pickle >> > > w = chuckle >> > > x =tofu >> > > y = gorilla >> > > z = stinker >> > > >> > > Use the last letter of your last name to determine the second half of >> > > your NEW last name: >> > > >> > > a = head >> > > b = mouth >> > > c = face >> > > d = nose >> > > e = tush >> > > f = breath >> > > g = pants >> > > h = shorts >> > > i = lips >> > > j = honker >> > > k = butt >> > > l = brain >> > > m = tushie >> > > n = chunks >> > > o = hiney >> > > p = biscuits >> > > q = toes >> > > r = buns >> > > s = fanny >> > > t = sniffer >> > > u = sprinkles >> > > v = kisser >> > > w = squirt >> > > x =humperdinck >> > > y = brains >> > > z = juice >> > > >> > > Thus, for example, George Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts. Go >> > > figure > |
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