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| Backstreet Pick Up Lines..... Theses are Hilaroius! The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name...Nick Be unique, be different, say yes...AJ Nice legs...what time do they open?...AJ F**k me if I'm wrong when I say you wanna kiss me...AJ Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor...Kevin My name is Nick...remember that, you'll be screaming it later...Nick Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me...Brian I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight...Kevin I've got a thirst baby and you smell like my Gatorade...Nick Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?...Brian My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to...Nick I know Milk it does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?...Howie You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?...AJ If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public...Nick Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? What you don't like pizza?...Brian I noticed you noticing me, I'm just gonna put you on notice that I noticed you too...Nick Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."...Kevin They call me coffee. I grind so fine...Howie I may not be Dairy Queen but I'll treat you right...Howie I think I can die happy now...cuz I've seen a piece of heaven...Brian Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me...AJ Hi, my name is "Milk". I'll do your body good...Howie Can I borrow a quarter? (What for?) I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams...Brian Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes...Brian Hello, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart...Kevin Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers...Howie Hello, Cupid called, he says to tell you that he needs my heart back...Brian Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me...AJ Do you sleep an your stomach at night? Can I???...AJ I'm new in town, can I have directions to your house?...Nick Is that Windex or can I see myself inside your pants?...AJ What winks a lot and f**ks like a tiger? Hi, nice to meet you, my name is Howard...Howie Like Motel 6...I'll leave a light on for you...AJ There must be something wrong with my eyes cuz I can't take them off you...Brian Help the homeless. Take me home with you!...Nick I hope you know CPR cause you take my breath away!...Brian Baby, somebody call God cause He's missing an angel...Brian If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?...Nick Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?...Kevin I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you...Nick I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?...Kevin I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter...Nick Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag...AJ I lost my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room...AJ If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put you and I together...Nick You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away...AJ Let me check the tag on your shirt, I want to see if it says "Made in Heaven"...Brian Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up...Kevin Are those real?...Nick The only place I want to go is south of the border...AJ Hey baby.....can you **** a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?...AJ You can feel the magic between us......No, lower!...Nick I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue...Howie Girl, if you were a porch I'd take out all the nails and screw ya...AJ Sex is a killer...want to die happy?...Kevin You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me...Nick Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here...Brian You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any Questions?...AJ Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? {Wait for answer} "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more"...AJ Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? [No!] Do you want to do lunch?...AJ Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?...AJ Hi. You'll do...AJ I like every muscle in your body, especially mine...AJ Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?...AJ I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?...AJ Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!...Nick Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?...Nick I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve...Nick Say, did we go to different schools together?...Nick Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?...Nick Excuse me, do you think you might possibly have a mutual friend who could introduce us?...Nick Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?...Howie Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?...Brian Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?...Kevin Hi there! Do you want to see something really swell?...Kevin I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?...Brian Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right...Kevin Woman asks: "Excuse me, do you have the time?" Kevin: "Yeah! Do you have the energy?"...Kevin I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent...Kevin What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper...Kevin You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain, well, shortages? Well, I don't even own a car...Kevin |
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