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ECW's November to Remember Results:

-ECW November To Remember Opening
We open with Styles & Cyrus, Cyrus has heat, and has a rubber glove on. He calls Buffalo the bacteria capital of the United States.
Joel "The one they want to pork with I'm in New York, And Niagra Falls Has The Women Come To Lick My Balls" (I think that was it.) Gertner comes down during it. Gertner gets a Gertner chant.

TAZ comes down to a You Sold Out chant.

TAZ wants to know where the heat is with Styles. TAZ said he never returned his calls, and Styles said the did call him last week.

TAZ says that TAZ did a cowardly act on RVD on the TNN show 2 weeks ago when he choked him out.

TAZ wants to know how you apply the Taz-Mission, and Styles said from behind, but he didn't have to lock it on, he was fighting Sabu.

TAZ goes into this thing about how he does what he wants when he wants.

TAZ says that Styles punked him out, and that means he wants a fight, which gets a Fuck Him Joey chant.

TAZ says that 5,000 people want him to kick ass his.

Styles said he's sorry he offended him, and TAZ says he has the balls to offend him? He calls him a disrepectful son of a bitch.

TAZ gives Styles 3 seconds to get his ass out of the ring, and he said that what are they gonna do if they kick his ass, fire him? He'd be so lucky. Styles gets his ass out of the ring.

Gertner laughs, and TAZ says, "You think it's funny fat shit? You think it's funny?"

TAZ asks Gertner why he didn't stop him and TAZ called him a bitch.

TAZ gives Gertner 3 seconds, but he doesn't get out in time and gets a Taz-Mission locked on.

TAZ says that RVD is gonna find out why he was all the champions in ECW.

-Match #1:Simon Diamond VS Jazz, Simon Diamond VS Spike Dudley, Nova VS Little Guido:

Simon comes out to a You Suck Dick problem, of course he has his bodyguard "Dick."
Simon says, "Look at my dick, my dick is huge, my dick is vascular."

This brings out Jazz, oh god.

The ugliest woman in ECW Jazz (not because she's black, but she has an ugly face.)

Jazz slaps Simon and gives him a face buster, she covers him, Dick hits The Penal Implant, I never saw that move again.

This brings out Spike Dudley, kick to the balls on Dick, Acid Drop. Simon jumps him from behind and stomps him.

Spike goes for the Acid Drop, and after a miss, and more miss clothesline, he Hotshots him on the turnbuckle.

Spike gets thrown outside, and Spike gets back in the ring before Simon can get him, Spike with a rolling shoulderblock onto Simon from the apron. Spike from the top rope and nails Simon in the back with a wooden chair.

Simon is busted open.

Simon takes advantage after something, and then back in the ring, he hits 2 suplexs and a face-first suplex.

Simon went for a Somoan Drop, Spike got out of it, Simon with a rake to the face, he sends him into the turnbuckle, Spike puts his head down and nails Simon in his balls, Acid Drop and he gets the win.

FBI comes down, and beats on Spike, then Nova comes down and takes out Sal & Little Guido.

Nova hits a lot of spots. I don't know half of them so don't ask me.

Sal E. hits Nova and gives Guido the control back in the ring, but a miss of an elbow gives Nova the chance to go up top, but Guido hits a clothesline for a 2.

Bunch of chops into a bunch of reversals and Rocker Dropper from the top by Guido gets 2.

Nova went for the Spindoctor but got reversed into a Rude Awakening for a 2.

Nova caught Guido from the top, Nova with a Samoan Drop from the top, Guido lands on top for a 2.

Nova with some punches, Nova for a Power Bomb into a Diamond Cutter?!?!?!?!?! The Smash Mouth. 2 count as Big Sal pulled Nova off of Guido, Sal E trys to flatten him in the corner, Nova off the top and hits a Tornado DDT, Guido hits the Tamakise for the win.

And that ends the 3rd straight matches series in 12 minutes.

Guido keeps on beating on Nova, and Sal E. splashes Nova.

Chris Chetti comes back and beats on Sal E and saves his partner. Here comes Danny Doring & Roadkill, double arm DDT from Doring, Roadkill jumps from beyond half the ring and hits a splash on his back, and is that the end of the segment?

I guess so.

Tours promo.

Match #2:Tajiri VS Super Crazy VS Jerry Lynn:

They show ECWWRESTLING.COM.
Tajiri comes down with a Blond Haired Steve Corino and Jack Victory who has a V in black in his hair.

Corino calls Tajiri the God of the 3 Way Dance.

I can't describe the first 10 minutes of this match. Unreal.

Tajiri beats Super Crazy (I think) and Lynn beat Tajiri.

Match #3:Balls Mahoney & Axl Rotten VS The Baldies:

Balls and Axl are out. The Baldies come in and begin to pound away on Balls and Axl. Then suddenly, New Jack's music hits and here comes the Original Gangsta with his usual bag of goodies. New Jack takes the staple gun and nails Angel right in the crotch with it. OUCH. How's that for revenge? Axl and New Jack set up a ladder, and New Jack climbs up onto a basketball backboard/rim. Jack dives off and puts Angel through a table! New Jack with another staple on Skull in the face, back in the ring. Angel then came in and nailed New Jack with a guitar and took the win

Sabu Interview W/Bill Alfonso:

Alphonso says, "In just a few mins, you will see Sabu come to the ring and see what he does best. Sabu is bigger than life in that ring, and fights with more heart than any wrestler I've ever met in my life. And tonight Candido, you better be ready for the fight of your life. Because Sabu lost his best friend, and he is dedicating his match in this pay per view to his friend."

Match #4:Chris Candido VS Sabu:

Candido enters first along with Tammy Lynn Sytch. Sabu then enters along with Alphonso. They exchange right hands. Candido hits a leg drop off the second turnbuckle. Gets only a 2 count. Candido has control of this match. Candido misses a diving headbutt of the top. Sabu hits the Triple Threat leg drop on Candido. Candido gets the shoulder up. Hurricanrana (or Huddicanrana as Styles says) by Sabu. Candido kicks out. Crowd chants "Table, Table" through the match. Candido tries to put Sabu through a table, but misses and goes ass first into the table. Sabu locks on the Camel Clutch. Crowd chants "Show Your Tits" to Sytch. Candido won't give up to the Camel Clutch. Candido on the outside now. Sabu does a springboard flying body attack on the outside into the crowd on Candido. "OH MY GOD!" Crowd chants ECW. They're now back in the ring. Sabu puts on the Camel Clutch again as the crowd once again chants towards Sytch. Candido laid out on a table. Sabu goes to the top, and drops down on Candido right on the neck through a table. Candido kicks out! Snap mare by Sabu. Tries a Triple Jump Moonsault but misses. Fallaway powerbomb by Candido. Sabu kicks out. Spike Piledriver by Candido. Sabu kicks out again. Styles and Cyrus talk about how Sabu is injured while wrestling. Candido wearing Sabu down. Tries the Air Candido but misses. Arabian Press by Sabu, and Candido kicks out again. Tammy up on the apron and shakes the ropes and Sabu falls. Hurricanrana by Candido. Candido goes to the top. Styles says "Chris Candido has never looked better." Diving headbutt on Sabu. 2 count. A table is brought in. Sabu on the top. Tammys in the ring, but Alphonso comes in and grabs Tammy. He lays her out on a table, but Candido moves her and Sabu nails Candido through the table. Candido kicks out. Arabian facebuster by Sabu. Sabu hits the Camel Clutch again and Candido finally taps. Sabu is your winner.

-Tanaka Interview, Mike Awesome W/Jeff Jones Interview, Lou E. Dangerously:

Masato Tanaka is in the back, and says he will be world champion tonight in Japanese.
Penal Code 86, never will a challenger with a big ego from Japan come in and beat a world champion. Your sentence is that you will be beat. Awesome says he will break Tanaka's back.

Styles says that Tanaka has beaten Awesome more than anybody. Mike Awesome has never beaten Tanaka in a one on one contest. Tanaka has Awesome's number.

Cyrus mentions "the meeting" again. He then tells them to roll a clip. They show Lou E. Dangerously in the back telling people they are fired.

Match #5:Mike Awesome VS Masato Tanaka-ECW Heavyweight title match:

Belly to Belly by Awesome. A springboard clothesline is hit by Awesome. Mike Awesome nails Tanaka with a steel chair, but Tanaka gets up and nails Awesome with the Roaring Elbow with the chair. Tornado DDT on the chair by Tanaka. Awesome kicks out. Mike Awesome hits a sitdown Awesome Bomb. Judge Jeff Jones sets up a table on the outside. Awesome tries the Awesome Bomb, but Tanaka escapes. Oh no. They're on the apron, and Awesome picks up Tanaka and OH MY GOD SITDOWN AWESOME BOMB through the table on the outside. You gotta love that move. Crowd chants "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" And Styles says, "My mother's gonna hate me for this one, but HOLY SHIT!" Tanaka hits a Superplex off the top rope through a table. ECW ECW ECW. Tanaka tries the Diamond Dust and hits it. He signals for the roaring elbow, but Awesome ducks, and a running clothesline by Awesome. Awesome on top and hits the Awesome Splash. 1-2-NO!! Tanaka kicks out. Huge pop by the crowd. Crowd chants "TANAKA, TANAKA." They're on the turnbuckle again jocking for position, and Sitdown Awesome Bomb by Mike Awesome and Awesome WINS!!!!!! Your winner, and Still ECW World Heavyweight Champion, Mike Awesome! What a match. Styles says, "This has been the greatest ECW Heavyweight Title Match I have ever seen."

Match #6:Rob Van Dam VS Taz-ECW T.V Title Match:

The next match is Taz taking on Rob Van Dam. Taz enters first to a mixed reaction. RVD's music hits and he gets the usual pop. RVD's entrance is about 5 minutes long. Crowd chants, "The whole F'n show." Styles wishes Rob Van Dam's wife to get well from a jet ski accident. Fast paced match to begin with. Both men show a lot of quickness. Crowd chants "RVD, RVD." Taz mocks RVD. Crowd chants "F*** you Taz." Rob Van Dam to the outside, goes after Taz and accidentally nails the camera man. Taz and RVD exchange fists. Taz has RVD's face meet the steel guard rail. RVD reverses and throws Taz into the rail. RVD then dives into the crowd onto Taz and seemingly hurts his ankle. Taz puts on some vicious crossfaces on RVD. Leapfrog by RVD, but Taz grabs hold of RVD and nails the Tiger Tazplex and RVD is folded in half. Taz brings in a table and sets it up in the corner. Rob Van Dam gets back up and nails Taz with a few boots, and nails the corkscrew leg drop on the back of Taz's neck. Joey Styles is a genius. RVD's got a steel chair, but Taz nails a devastating clothesline on Rob Van Dam right in the jaw. Whoa. Taz tries a Tazplex, but RVD counters, tries the Vandaminator, Taz ducks, a side cradle by Taz, and Taz nails the Tazplex. Cover, but RVD has the right shoulder up. Styles mentions that Alphonso was the former manager of Taz. Taz has RVD hooked, and tries the front hand and arm Tazplex, but RVD gets away with a split legged moonsault and slams Taz's face into the turnbuckle. Taz's mouth is busted open. Spinkick by Van Dam. RVD goes to the top and 5 Star Frog Splash! 1-2-3! Just like that, we have a winner, Rob Van Dam.

Match #7:Tommy Dreamer, Raven & The Sandman VS The Impact Players & Rhino:

Rhino comes out first, followed by Justin Credible, and Lance Storm along with Dawn Marie, who, on a side note, is wearing almost nothing. Tommy Dreamer comes out next along with the Queen of Extreme, Francine. Raven then comes out to a decent pop. Then the Sandman comes out to the loudest pop of the night. The crowd sings along with his theme. Sandman's entrance is also about 17 minutes long. The announcer says "This is" while announcing the competitors' names. Crowd chants "F*ck 'em up Sandman, F*uck 'em up." Lance Storm goes to the top and misses a frog splash on Sandman. Sandman tries to tag Dreamer, but Raven takes the tag. A knee lift by Raven and Storm lands on his head on the outside. Raven hits the Evenflow on Rhino, but Storm makes the save. Dreamer and Rhino going at it on the outside. Raven and Dreamer working as a team, set up a table. Raven and Dreamer then begin to fight and Raven hits Dreamer with a drop toe hold on a chair. Sandman has the Singapore Cane, and nails Rhino. Rhino on his feet. He wants more. Sandman gives him 3 cane shots. Lance Storm gets out of the way. Francine with a low blow on Lance Storm. CAT FIGHT!! I can't keep up with this! What camera angles on the cat fight. The Sandman kisses Dawn Marie. Raven nails the Sandman with the Singapore Cane! Justin Credible hits "That's Incredible" on Sandman, Raven sees him, but turns his back. 1-2-3. Credible pins Sandman. Your winners are the Impact Players (w/Dawn Marie) and Rhino.
They end the show with a recap of the pay per view.

Great PPV. Probably not as good as Anarchy Rulz, but nonetheless, great ppv.

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