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| Bumper Stickers * Sugar, makes the body good * Eat chocolate * If you must drink and drive, drink Pepsi. * Don't blame me, I'm having a blonde moment:-) * i souport publik educaashon * If you dont like my driving get off the sidewalk. * if you don't like my attitude quit talking to me * i'm 16 gimme your keys gimme your credit cards and get out of MY WAY NOW! * i don't have an attitude i'm suppose to be like this! * The Gene Pool could use a little chlorine * Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs. * Men are proof that women can take a joke. * I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. * Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. * I was normal once, I didn't like it * EARTH FIRST - We'll log the other planets later. Quotes That Make You Think Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. - Tupac Shakur One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams. - E. V. Lucas The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on woman. - Nancy Astor Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson Black holes are where God divided by zero. -Steven Wright Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else. - Alison Boulter OTHER JOKES A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station... BLONDE JOKES _________________________________________________________ Q Why did 18 Blondes go to watch the Movie ? A The Movie says, under 18 not allowed!! _________________________________________________________ Q. Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice box? A. It said concentrate!! _________________________________________________________ Q. How do you drown a blonde? A. Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool!! _________________________________________________________ Q. Why did the blond climb over the glass wall? A. She wanted to see whats on the other side!! _________________________________________________________ Q. What do you call a line of blondes? A. A wind tunnel!! _________________________________________________________ Q. How do you keep a blonde busy? A. Put "please turn over" on both sides of a piece of a paper!! _________________________________________________________ Q. A blond and red head jumped out of the plane which one hit the ground first? A. The red head because the blond had to stop and ask for directions!! _________________________________________________________ |
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