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Sup yo! well this page contains some pick-up lines for yall guys out there.. some of the lines are pretty stupid and lame sorry bout that.. i put them cause i want alot of lines.. yo if you have any pick-up lines that you want me to put in here e-mail me.. ight peace..

1.Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

2.Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

3.Hi, my name is [name], how do you like me so far?

4.I'm easy. Are you?

5.I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

6.I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

7.So....How am I doin'?

8.You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if You think I'm cute.

9.Do you have a boyfriend? No. Want one?[if yes:] Want another one?

10.Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

11.Does your boyfriend know where you are?

12.The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.

13.If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

14.[give the person a bottle of tequila] Drink this, then call me when you're ready.

15.Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

16.Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.

17.As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? [No] Damn!

18.Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

19.Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

20.Excuse me, have I fucked you yet?

21.Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize?

22.Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

23.Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?

24.Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: do you want a fuck... [wait for a second gauging her reaction]...ing drink?

25.Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

26.Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

27.Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

28.Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

29.Hey baby, what do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?!?

30.Hi, wanna fuck? [No!] Mind lying down while I do?

31.I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

32.My name is [your name]That's so you know what to scream.

33.The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

34.What can I do to make you sleep with me?

35.What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

36.I wish you were a screen door..... [Why?] So I can slam you all day long!

37.If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

38.Are you going to the party tonight [what party?] The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

39.Hello. I have sex on the first date. Do you?

40.Hey, you wanna do a 68? [What?] You go down, and I'll owe you one.

41.Mean people suck, nice people swallow. I'm nice.

42.You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

43.Wanna go 50-50 on a rape charge?

44.I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.

45.Mines bigger than his want proof?

46.I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't cum in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

47.Would you fuck a complete stranger? [No] Then Hi, my name is...

48.I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?

49.If I washed my dick, would you suck it? [No] Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks.

50.Look out in the night sky. You see that bright light to the right of that red one? That is a comet that is streaking toward here at 34546 miles per hour. At that rate, it will be here in about an hour. So, wanna fuck?

51. Life is like a dick. When it gets hard, "Fuck it".

52.Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl's destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

53.All those curves, and me with no brakes.

54.Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world!

55.Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

56.Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

57.Didn't I see you on the cover of Vogue?

58.Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

59.Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

60.Hey, don't I know you? Yeah, you're the girl with the beautiful smile.

61.I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

62.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

63.I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

64.I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

65.I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.

66.If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

67.If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.

68.Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

69.So, what do you do for a living besides always making all the men excited and warm all over?

70.You must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind.

71.Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons!

72.Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

73.Were your parents Greek Gods, 'cause it takes two gods to make a goddess.

74.Wow! Are those real?

75.You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!

76.You know, I would die happy if I saw you naked just once!

77.You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

78.You're ugly but you intrigue me.

79.Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

80.Hey, You were great on Bay Watch last night!

81.If you have a chance to become anything on earth what would you want to become?" [the answer] you: " well to me, I want to be your tear drop: I was born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.

82.I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

83.If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.

84.Guy: Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Girl: Why? Guy: I looked at you and dropped mine.

85.Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

86.If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.

87.If you stood in front of a mirror and help up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

88.Presents the person with a single rose and say: "I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are."

89.You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

90.Most people like to watch the Olympics cuz it only happens once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone like you only happens once in a lifetime.

91.When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

92.Excuse me miss... Is your face so messed up because you fell from heaven.

93.Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.

94.Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.

94.There aren't enough "O"'s in the word "smooth" to describe how smooth you are.

95.Walk up to them and touch them] Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion

96.If beauty were a grain of sand, you'd be a million beaches.

97.(Approach a group of them) I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. Alright, who's first?

98.Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

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