 Measure the circumference of your cell in thumbnail lengths.
Moon the guy who sticks food through the little whole in your door.
Strip...because you can.
Scream until you hear footsteps approaching, then pretend to be asleep.
Throw an article of clothing to a random point in the room and see how long you have to grope around in the dark to find it.
Spin around in circles until you pass out.
If your cell is padded, try to pull the padding off the walls and use it to make a fort.
Name the walls in your cell. Talk to them often.
Make puppets out of spare clothing or food. Put on a show for your walls.
Tell the guy who brings your food that you have developed an allergy to meat. The next day, say you have an allergy to vegetables. The next day, say bread. If you work this right you can be allergic to everything except martinis by the end of the week.
Invite the guy who brings your food to stay for a few martinis.
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