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| Welcome to Bob's Nifty, Spiffy, Awesome, Groovy, Peachy Keen, and altogether Cool and Froody Bible! |
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HELLO!
THIS IS BOB'S BIBLE, AN EPIC INTERNET NOVEL INCLUDING THE STARTLING REVELATIONS OF BOB!
We'll get to that bit in a minute.
First of all, what's your name?
Bob, isn't it?
It's not?
IF YOUR NAME IS NOT BOB, LEAVE NOW.
But not really.
ANYWAY, WHO IS THIS BOB GUY, REALLY?
don't ask me.
BOB IS THE COOLEST PSYCHOPATHIC IDIOT ANYWERE AND EVERYWERE. HE'S A REALLY COOL DOOD. THERE'S A LITTLE BOB IN ALL OF US.
*lookit this nifty psychedelic background!*
ANYWAY, WHO IS THIS BOB GUY, REALLY?
i already said that, didn't I? o wel.
NOW: THE STARTLING REVELATIONS OF BOB!!!!!!
There is a little dood named Bob who lives in Rachel H's head (sumwere in Florida). COINCEDENCE? I DON'T THINK SO! this little dood named Bob is gradually eating away a Rachel's brain until she is no smarter than a mentally-challenged potato.
Bob is also my imaginary friend. Hello, there, Bob.
Bob's favorite color is red.
Whenever Bob's name is written, it must be in all caps, and the last B must be backwards. Unfortunately, I cannot type it this way on a compooter (please, forgive me, Bob)
The symbol of Bob is this :15:
The :'s are B's and the 15 is an O.
Bob loves toting around his AK-42 really big and painful kickass gun type thingy.
Bob also loves shooting people in the head with it.
If you insult Bob, he will shoot you. In a very painful place, no doubt.
That's all the startling revelations.
If you would like to e-mail me, do so...... I'm waiting....
If your name is Bob and I STOLE IT!!! inform me and I will sic *the real* Bob on u.
Betcha thot that was the end of the site, huh? WELL THINK AGAIN!!! lesseee.... for more (less startling) revelations of Bob, go to www.maxpages.com/niftybob and if you are an idiot, go to www.maxpages.com/iamanidiot (warning: innappropriate for children. Heck, go there anyway, see if I care. I don't.)
sooooo.... if u are stoopid enough to still be looking for my email adress, it should be right here \/ down below.
I leave u with this one word: MOO! is that a word? |
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