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| Magic:The Gathering | Just Jokes! |
| You know when you are addicted to magic when... -You buy your girlfriend a Black Lotus for her birthday. -You base your income on the number of Magic Boosters you buy. -You try to put a Reverse Damage on income tax. -You start to think Hasan Orges from Chronicles are cute. -Your dog is named Jackal Pup -Your hamster is named Rat of Rath. -Your cat is named Cow Nose. -You borrow cooking recipes off Rick Swan. -You replaced Plague Rats with your Mom. |
What does Spider Man like most about the internet? All the websites. Why do deer use coupons? Because they like they save Big Bucks and lots of doe. What happens when you cross crap with crap? Bobby the Snot What do you call a bee born in may? A Maybe What do you do when a rabbit is eating a dictionary? Take the words right out of its mouth. What is a good way to get a wild duck? Buy a tame one and annoy it. What is the only room that a ghost wouldn't goto. The Living Room. What goes snap, crackle, and pop and is not a cereal. A lightning bug with a short circuit. Why does it get so hot after a baseball game? Because all the fans go home. |
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| Pronoun-a noun that is in the big leagues. Claustrophobia-An abnormal fear of Santa. Budweiser-3 Frogs |
Teacher-Use paper in a sentence. B-Man-We couldn't watch the movie because it was paper view. Teacher-Use the word barium in a sentence. B-MAN-After I kill the person I will barium. Teacher-Use the word gladiator in a sentence. B-MAN-An ugly monster ate my sister and I am gladiator. |
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