You will need:
1 Old Grandma
1 Bomb
8 pounds of broccoli
1. Get the bomb and shove it down granny's
throat.
2. Ignite it and lay granny on the counter.
3. Stuff granny with the broccoli.
4. Eat!!!! And enjoy!
WARNING! Watch out for bones and dentures! |
You will need:
1 Juzam Djinn
1 Lightning Bolt
1 Feldon's Cane
1 Black Lotus
1. Catch Juzam Djinn.
2. Tap 1 red mana and bolt the hell
out of him!
3. Just to make sure he is dead....
beat him senseless with Feldon's Cane.
4. Lay the Black Lotus on the side acting
like parsely.
5. EAT! |