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Stories in production
Merton Dingle Love Machine
Demon In The Slow Lane
Nature Is Bad
CRUD revised ending
Freaky Wednesday Page 1
Freaky Wednesday Page 2
Vision Girl Page 1
Vision Girl Page 2
7 Unfinished PLEASE HELP
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| Freaky Wednesday the lost ending (ooooh) |
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| INT: The Warehouse E. Merton is reading a scroll aloud in Latin when the gang barges in. Merton is wolfed out. Merton: Anybody home? Maybe some evil demon bent on mis… He notices E. Merton. Merton: Chief? He turns to Tommy, back to E. Merton, back to Tommy, then back to E. Merton again. E. Merton: I’m sure this is all a bit confusing for you but I assure you, I am evil and in the future I’m gonna try to kill you and possibly a good portion of the rest of the world. Tommy: A clone! This explains everything. Merton: It does? Tommy: Your problem. Merton doesn’t get it. Tommy: You swore you didn’t say anything to make your girlfriend mad so if you didn’t then someone who looks just like you probably did. Some one like, oh say, that guy. Merton: Oh yeah, what did you say? E. Merton: I just said she could lose a few pounds. Merton: I knew it! E. Merton: Oh by the way… The creature jumps on Merton from off screen causing a huge fight to brew but Tommy is still caught up the clone. Tommy: Your claw. E. Merton: Lovely isn’t it? Tommy: Thought you were all destroyed. E. Merton: I was lucky. Tommy: Who are you? E. Merton: I’ll give you a hint; about a year ago I escaped a watery prison and tried to kill you and your friend over there. You sent me back to said prison until the aliens came and gave me access to many new bodies. Tommy: The Pleasantville Strangler? We can’t do that E. Merton: And why not? Tommy: We already did the villain comeback thing, a couple of times actually. The Werewolf Syndicate, the vampires, and Butch. E. Merton: I’m sorry I don’t get the references. Tommy: It doesn’t matter, just know your gonna go the same way as the did. Allison: Could somebody help me please? He finally notices her chained to the wall. Tommy: What are you doing here? Allison: I don’t know…just kinda hangin’ around. Tommy: What is she doing here? E. Merton: Oh that’s something totally different, doesn’t pertain to you. Allison: Uh Merton? Mertons, what’s going on? Tommy: (Sigh) If I said that this Merton was actually an alien clone would you belief me? Allison: Well given the circumstances I’m not in a position to doubt. Tommy: And what if I said that I’m not really Merton but actually his friend Tommy and this guy used some magic to switch us around. Allison: Yeah I’m cool with that, but where is Merton then? Tommy: Oh he’s the furry guy fighting the other furry thing. Allison: Which one is he? Tommy: The one in the shirt. Hey Lori, could you… He gestures to the chains. Lori: On it. She walks up to the girl chained to the wall and reaches for the shackles. E. Merton: I wouldn’t do that if I were you. She grabs them and they start to heat up, she pulls back instantly. Tommy: Why did you do all this. E. Merton: Which part? Tommy: Whole situation up until this point. E. Merton: The switch thing was just too fun to resist Tommy: Well you’re gonna fix it. E. Merton: Why? In about twenty minutes it’s not going to matter anyway. Tommy: What do you mean? E. Merton: Haven’t you seen the changes? Tommy: Changes? E. Merton: When I cast the spell, it changed the universe so drastically that the universe started a vain attempt to make everything right. I thought you would notice the transference in attributes, you would become more intellectually inclined and Merton would become more physical. Of course it all seems redundant when they give up after forty-eight hours and then the spell becomes permanent. Tommy: All the more reason to turn us back. E. Merton: No, I think I’ll just sit tight with my little creature bodyguard and see how everything turns out. The creature flies across the room into the far wall and doesn’t get back up. Tommy walks on screen and cracks his neck and shoulder. Merton: I think I’m getting the hang of this fighting thing. He claps his hands. Merton: So what’s everybody up to? Tommy: I was just conversing with our friend here about reversing his spell. He looks expectantly. E. Merton: Oh, I’m not going to. Merton: That’s what I was hoping for. Merton charges E. Merton and a fight ensues. The brawl goes on for a minute until the clone is backed against the wall. Merton: Okay evil me, fix this now. Tommy: Were waiting. E. Merton: Fine. Evil Merton puts his hand into his jacket and pulls out the green gem. He slides it down his sleeve and then shoots a vine out of his wrist. It wraps around Merton’s arm and he pulls back and elbows E. Merton in the face. After they trade blows, Merton slams E. Merton into the wall and pounds him repeatedly to force the gem out of his sleeve. The gem falls to the ground and Merton steps on it. The light passes through them and the werewolf that is once again Tommy drops the clone to the ground. Tommy: Good to be home. Merton walks up and kneels down to be face to face with E. Merton. Merton: Now how do we get her down? E. Merton: It’s another spell. Merton: Break it. E. Merton says something in Latin and the shackles unlock. Allison falls to her feet and runs up to the others. Allison: Can we go home please? Like now. Merton: Well first we have to decide what to do with my double. Lori: Uh guys? Where did he go? The camera turns to the now empty wall and then back to the gang. Tommy: Well that was easier than I thought. Lori and Allison start to leave and turn around when they get to the door. Lori: Hey! Merton: Yeah we’re coming. EXT: Parking Lot, Night The short agent is standing near a pay phone where the tall one is talking to the fat guy. Fat Guy (Voice): Agent Fawkes, what do you have to report? Fawkes: There is a lot more going on here than we thought, were gonna need more time. Fat Guy: What did you see? Fawkes: I’m not sure but it was weirder than aliens, well not necessarily weirder than aliens but a surprise nonetheless. Fat Guy: We’ll send the keeper to your location immediately. Fawkes: Got it. He walks out of the phone booth and addresses his partner. Fawkes: Their sending Claire down to help out. Short Agent: So what do think happened out there tonight? Fawkes: Well I’m sure what we saw in there was a werewolf, I don’t even have a guess as to what the other thing was. Short Agent: And the clone? Fawkes: No clue. Short Agent: Let’s go back to the hotel, we can figure it out in the morning. They walk off screen. EXT: Graveyard, Night Evil Merton is charging through the graveyard angered. He pounds on a gravestone and breaks it in half. E. Merton: Arrrgh! This body is too weak to meet my needs. He pulls the scroll out of his jacket and reads it to himself. E. Merton: Luckily that’s al gonna change soon enough. He runs off screen dramatically. |
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