juvhall.wav(120k)
Police Investigator: You know,
it's too bad you didn't connect. You could have gone to Juvenile Hall. That's
what you want, isn't it?
Jim: No.
Police Investigator: Sure it is! You wanna bug us until we have
to lock you up.
apart.wav(29k)
(Makes an excellent error sound)
Jim: YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!
changes.wav(46k)
Jim: YOU! YOU SAY ONE
THING, HE SAYS ANOTHER, AND EVERYBODY CHANGES BACK AGAIN!!
chicken.wav(120k)
Police Investigator: Why'd you
do it?
Jim: What do you mean? Mess that kid up?
Police Investigator: Yeah.
Jim: Called me chicken.
Police Investigator: And your folks didn't understand?
Jim: They never do.
circus.wav(62k)
Jim: How can a guy grow up in a
circus like that?
Police Investigator: Beats me, Jim....but they do.
didwrong.wav(38k)
Jim's Dad: You know that you
did wrong! That is the main thing!
dntdotht.wav(31k)
(This one tickles our funny bone for no particular reason)
Judy's Dad: Girls your age
don't do things like that! Do you need an explanation?!
intrview.wav(89k)
(This haunting question was asked in a TV feature interview with James Dean. But
before it aired, James Dean was tragically killed in a car crash, and an interview with
Jim Backus was aired instead. I included this as a solemn tribute to him.)
Interviewer: One more question.
Do you have any special advice for the young people who drive?
James Dean: Take it easy driving...the life you save might me mine.
loaded.wav(53k)
Jim's Mother: Can't you answer?
What's the matter with you anyway?
Jim's Father: He's just loaded, honey.
location.wav(20k)
(Makes an excellent startup sound...This sound was taken from a TV special about the
making of "Rebel Without A Cause")
TV Narrator: And now let's go
on location!
mistake.wav(38k)
(Makes an excellent error sound)
Jim's Grandmother: He made a
mistake, and he's sorry. So there's not going to be any more trouble.
onething.wav(40k)
Jim: You give me all kinds of
funny excuses! I just want to do one thing right!
quiet.wav(19k)
(Makes an excellent startup sound...This sound was taken from a TV special about the
making of "Rebel Without A Cause")
Movie Director: Alright!
Quiet! Quiet for rehersal!
tramp.wav(183k)
Judy: He doesn't like one thing
about me. He called me a dirty tramp! My own father!!
Police Investigator: Do you really believe your father means that?
Judy: Yes! No.......I don't know!
