backfire.wav(140k)

Happy: Holy shit! Talk about your all-time backfires!

gohome.wav(198k)

Happy: Haha...send him home. I just send him home. Time to go home there,
ball. (putts) Son of a bitch ball! Why didn't you just go HOME! ARE YOU TOO GOOD FOR YOUR
HOME?! ANSWER ME!!

bleep.wav(107k)

Happy: (Spouts off expletives on TV and the censor beeps constantly)

breakfst.wav(193k)

Shooter: You're in big trouble pal. I eat pieces of shit like you for
breakfast!

Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?

clothes.wav(86k)

Happy: Hey, if I saw myself in clothes like those, I'd have to kick my own
ass.

date.wav(306k)

Happy: Hey, ah..a..ah, what are you doin' out here, you wanna get some food?

Virginia: Oh, no, thanks. I don't date golfers.

Happy: Oh good, 'cuz I'm a hockey player.

Virginia: Just..ah..behave, okay?

gameroom.wav(118k)

Happy: Well, I'm outta here! I hear that Asteroids machine calling my name
from the gameroom, so Peace!

wackrguy.wav(161k)

Happy: Step right up, folks! See if you can outdrive the amazing...golf
ball..ah, wacker guy!

bigkiss.wav(475k)

Happy: Alright now, if you get that puck in that net over there, I'll ne-ver
bother you again....BUT, if you miss...you gotta give me a big fat kiss. And you have to
pretend that you like it too.

Virginia: Really?

Happy: Good luck.

myworld.wav(65k)

Nursing Home Guy: Check out the nametag. You're in MY world now, grandma!

puck.wav(31k)

Happy: That's MY PUCK, baby! Don't you ever touch my puck!

putt.wav(68k)

Happy: Uh-oh! Happy learned how to putt!

theprice.wav(22k)

Happy: The Price is wrong, bitch!

theflow.wav(330k)

Happy: Is it always like this with the TV cameras and the people and stuff?

Potter: Yeah, lot of pressure. You gotta rise above it. You gotta harness in the
good energy, block out the bad. Harness energy, block bad. Feel the flow, Happy. Feel it.
It's circular. It's like a carousel. You pay the quarter, you get on the horse. It goes up
and down and around. Circular. Circle. With the music. The flow...all good things.

Happy: Yeah, alright! Well great..nice to meet ya, man. Psycho.