All of the Beavis & Butt-head Do America sounds are sampled at 11kHz. Movie based on the cartoon series by Mike Judge & MTV Starring:  Duh.......

2careful.wav (127K)

Agent Borque: We found a witness that says he saw two
teenagers leave Dallas' room shortly before we arrived.

Agent Fleming: Did you give them a full cavity search?

Agent Borque: Uh, the witness?

Agent Fleming: Yes!  You can never be too careful Borque.

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2seconds.wav (98K)

Butt-Head: Are we like, gonna do it?  
Uh-huh-huh-huh....

Dallas: You've got two seconds.

Butt-Head: Uhh...is that gonna be enough time?

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catchyou.wav (132K)

Mr. Anderson: WHAT? 

Beavis: Heh-heh-heh!  Hey!  How's it goin?

Butt-Head: PULL YOUR DAMN PANTS UP, BOY!  I DON'T WANNA SEE THAT!  
DAMMIT!  GET OUTTA HERE!  AND IF I EVER CATCH YOU WHACKIN' IN HERE AGAIN, I'M
GONNA HOG-TIE YA!

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asspoop.wav (128K)

Butt-Head: It's like it's coming out of it's ass...but
then it's like also coming out of the ass of the ass.

Beavis: It's like...the poop's coming out of the ass of the ass!  Heh-m
heh Yeah! 

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atf.wav (327K)

President Clinton: In recognition for your great
service, I'm appointing you honorary agents in the bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and
Firearms.

Butt-Head: Whoa!  Huh huh...Alcohol and tobacco?

Beavis: Yeah...heh heh heh....and FIREARMS! Yeah!

President Clinton: Cool, huh?

Butt-Head: Cigarettes and beer kick ass!

Beavis: Yeah, yeah!...heh heh heh....We're in the bureau of beer and FIRE!
  And cigarettes!  And maybe some chicks too! 

Butt-Head: This is gonna be cool!

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bevssing.wav (49K)

Beavis: BUNGHOLE!  Heh-heh-m-heh!  
Bunghoooooolllllioooooooo!

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bowdown.wav (32K)

Beavis: YOU MUST BOW DOWN TO THE ALMIGHTY BUNGHOLE!!

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braces.wav (46K)

Butt-Head: I noticed you have braces....I have braces
too...uh-huh-huh-huh....

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buschick.wav (87K)

Butt-Head: Hey Beavis!  We're on a bus with
chicks!  (Beavis laughs)  Hey baby!  Uh-huh-huh-huh.....

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cockpit.wav (45K)

Airplane Pilot: GET THE HELL OUT OF THE COCKPIT!!

Butt-Head: Huh-huh-huh...you said....

Airplane Pilot: NOW!!!

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dammit.wav (13K)

Mr. Anderson: Ahh, DAMMIT!

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didiscor.wav (64K)

Agent Hurley: He's clean chief!

Butt-Head: Uh....huh-huh...Did I just score?  Huh-huh! 

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dowife.wav (252K)

Muddy Grimes: I'll pay you ten grand plus expenses all
payable after you do her.

Butt-Head: Uh...Do her??

Muddy Grimes: That's right!  Do her!  I'm offering you ten thousand
dollars plus expenses to do my wife!  We got a deal?

Beavis: Umm...actually, we just want to watch TV!

Butt-Head: Shutup, Beavis!!  Uh...yeah, we'll do your wife!
  

Beavis: NO!!  I wanna watch TV!  (Butt-Head whacks him upside the
head)  AAAAAGH! 

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eruption.wav (195K)

Park Ranger: During an eruption, the water can reach as
high as 200 feet!

Butt-Head: So?

Park Ranger: Uh, the geyser shoots out over 12,000 gallons of water in a single
eruption!!

Beavis: That's not that much really. 

Butt-Head: Yeah, really.  Let's get out of here.

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eruption.wav (223K)

Pres. Clinton: Beavis and Butt-Head, on behalf of your
fellow Americans, I extend my deepest thanks!  You exemplify a fine new crop of young
Americans who will grow into the leaders of this great country.

Butt-Head: Uh-huh-huh-huh....he said 'Extend'...huh-huh

Beavis: Oh yeah...heh-heh-m heh...

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finally.wav (69K)

Butt-Head: This is it, Beavis...We're finally gonna
score.

Beavis: Thank God!  Heh-heh-heh...

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looking.wav (130K)

Butt-Head: Uh, Attention!  Attention!  We're
looking for the chick with big boobs!

Beavis: Yeah, yeah...we are ready to do you now...heh heh

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findit.wav (35K)

Beavis: What are we gonna do, Butt-Head?  What if
we never find it?!

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goddamn.wav (43K)

Beavis: Um, yeah, I just have a question....um, is this
a "God" damn?

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gringo.wav (80K)

Beavis: I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!  I AM A GRINGO!
  I have no bunghole!  Bung-holio!  Eh-m-heh-heh....

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godeep.wav (66K)

Agent Fleming: Ehh, these people know something.  
I want full cavity searches...EVERYONE!  Go DEEP on 'em!

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makesick.wav (54K)

(Makes a great Startup Sound)

Agent Fleming: Well, look what we have here...You two
make me sick!  Book 'em, Borque!

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monkey.wav (30K)

(Makes a great Error Sound)

Agent Fleming: Well, I'll be a monkey's BARE-ASSED
uncle!

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kdztoday.wav (70K)

Agent Borque: They look like a couple of kids, chief.

Agent Fleming: Borque, don't you realize what kids are capable of today?
  Don't you read the papers??

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deepnhrd.wav (42K)

Agent Fleming: Borque!

Agent Borque: Cavity search?

Agent Fleming: Deep and hard.

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