2dayslow.wav (83k)

White Rabbit: I'm so late!
  I'm so very, very late!

Mad Hatter: Well no wonder you're late...Why, this clock is exactly
two days slow!

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howsilly.wav (13k)

Mad Hatter: HOW SILLY!!

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imlate1.wav (72k)

White Rabbit: No, no, no, no,
no, no, no!  I'm overdue!  I'm really in a stew!  No time to say
goodbye...hello!  I'm late! I'm late!  I'm late!!

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imlate2.wav (13k)

White Rabbit: I'M LATE!  
I'M LATE!  I'M LATE!!!

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offheads.wav (18k)

Queen of Hearts: OFF WITH THEIR
HEADS!!

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silence.wav (24k)

Queen of Hearts: SIIIIILLLLLLLENCE!

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subject.wav (42k)

March Hare: I have an excellent
idea!  Let's change the subject.

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trobling.wav (49k)

Mad Hatter: Ah, something seems
to be troubling you.  Won't you tell us all about it?

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trouble.wav (12k)

(Makes an excellent error sound)

March Hare: See all the trouble
you've started?!

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veryintr.wav (19k)

March Hare: Verrrrry
interesting!!

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verymery.wav (228k)

March Hare & Mad Hatter sing
"Very Merry Unbirthday"

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whoryou.wav (52k)

Caterpillar: Whoooo Arrre
Youuuuu?