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There's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple
red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruisin' about 95, radio blaring,
having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a
double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he
is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to
get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a
foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on
his butt, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks
like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile,
she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights,
hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the
trucker sees her on his butt, and this time motions for her to pull
over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle
with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in
the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells
her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The
trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville
Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats
it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand
new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws
the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there,
to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing
hysterically. He asks her, "Why are you laughing? I just beat the
crap out of your car!" She is laughing too hard to respond,
but between giggles he can make out, "While you weren't looking
I stepped out of the circle!"

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