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Mom took little Johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.
Doc. said, "How did such a thing happen?"
Johnny said, "It's that damn neighbor girl, Suzy.
Her braces are too darned sharp."

Little Johnny's teacher was asking all the kids in the class
what their parents did for a living.
Little Mary got up and said "my Dad is a pilot,
and my Mommy is an architect". "Great" said the teacher
Michael got up and said " my Dad is a Doctor, and
my Mom is a housewife". Good said the teacher.
Johnny was last in the class and when he got up he said:
"My Mommy, she is a substitute".
Knowing better about his background and always striving
to correct the kids, the teacher said, "you mean she is a Prostitute"
"No". Said Johnny, "my Sister, she is the Prostitute,
but when she does not feel well, my Mommy
substitutes".

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