Whorass is walking along the sidewalk, grunting and moaning,
"Uhh! Ohh! Unh..."
He passes a friend who's sitting on a stoop, and his friend says,
"Whorass, what's wrong?"
Whorass says, "Unh! Ohh! I shit my pants. Unh..."
His friend says, "You shit your pants?
Then why don't you go home and change?"
Whorass says, "Unh! Ohh! Because
I'm not finished yet. Unh..."
Doug Johnstone |