A groom passes down the aisle of the church to take
his place by the altar and the best man notices that
the groom has the biggest, brightest smile on his face.
The best man says, "Hey man, I know you are happy to be
getting married, but what's up - you look so excited."
The groom replies, "I just had the best blow job I have
ever had in my whole entire life and I am marrying the
wonderful woman who gave it to me."
The bride comes walking down the aisle and she, too,
has the biggest, brightest smile on her face. The maid
of honor notices this and says, "Hey, I know you are happy
to be getting married, but you look so excited. What's up?"
The bride replies "I have just given the last blow job
of my whole entire life." |