A wife is cleaning out her closet and on the top shelf she notices a large box. She carefully takes the box down. She notices a sign on top of the box which reads: DO NOT OPEN!
Naturally the wife was curious so she opens the box and inside she sees $20,000 in cash and three golf balls. Later that evening her husband comes home, and she immediately confronts him about the contents of his box. The husband is upset, but his wife proceeds, "Why are there three golf balls in the box?"
"Every time we had bad sex I put a golf ball in the box," The husband replied.
"Hmm, three golf balls, twenty years of marriage, that's not bad," She thought.
"What's the $20,000 for?" she asked. "Every time I got a dozen golf balls, I sold them." |