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| The OLD Way: You remember...First Base was kissing. Second Base was feeling someone up outside their clothes. Third Base was having your hand down someone's pants. And A Home Run was, well, you know. Well, we need to expand that terminology. Here's the new guide... Bunt - A hand job. Inside the Park Home Run - Oral sex. Ground Rule Double - Would have sex, but no condom. Error - Condom breaks during sex. Balk - premature ejaculation. Relief pitcher - vibrator. Rain delay - parents/roommate return home unexpectedly. Loaded Bases - menage a trois. |
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