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WORDS OF WISDOM

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage to change things I cannot accept, And the wisdom
to
hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today, because
they
pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
As they may be connected to the ass that I might have to
kiss tomorrow.

My new work philosophy:Always give 100% at work...

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on FridaysAnd remember...

When you're having a really bad day and it seems like people are trying
to piss you off, remember it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to
extend your finger and flip them off.

Now get back to work.

Fax if there are any suggestions email me

KingCoolo@aol.com

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