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An Irishman was drinking at the pub all night. The
bartender came up to him and told him that the bar was
closing.

So, the Irishman stood up to leave and fell flat on his
face. He tried
to stand up one more time with the same result. So
he figured
he'd just crawl outside, hang out for a while, get
some fresh air and hopefully that would sober him up.

Once outside he stood up and fell again -- right on
his face.
So, he decided to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and
when he
arrived at the door he tried one more time with the
same results.

Exhausted, he then gave up and started crawling to
the bedroom.

When he reached his bed he tried one more time to
stand up.
This time he managed to pull himself upright but he
quickly
fell right into the bed and fell sound asleep as
soon as his
head hit the pillow.

The next morning, he woke up with his wife standing
over him
shouting at him.

"So, you've been out drinking again!!"

"What makes you say that?" He asked as he put on an
innocent look.

"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there
again."

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