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| Doctine Markolomew and Doctress Enzine present to you........... COSOMOLIGENS |
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| Finally someone has opened up his heart, and poured his entire insides out onto his keyboard.....he needed help.....and help is what he recieved..... here is the first man to seek the woderous help of THE COSOMOLIGIANS...... dear docs, i am 15 yrs old, You would think by this age i would have already picked up a few chicks at underage chasers or something but i bet you wouldnt believe that i havent kissed a female yet besides my own mum. the problem is doc i cant get any girls. i hang out at all the mad places like NRG and Novotel, there are so many crazy chicks there wearing kookai clothes(they all look da same), but none of them want to get with me. im telling ya man, im a mad kisser, i practise with snakes all the time. whats wrong with me??? help me out - i wanna be cool aswell, i wanna get a chick and brag to my friends about it too, what should i do? im a really nice guy...... by the way ladies...if this turns u on - you can find me at the chaddy food court. oh yeah before i forget - whats forth base? i know what the first three are but whats the forth? confused, FAT SAMBO Dear FAT SAMBO, There is no such thing as fourth base… After u make 3 bases u get a home run, meaning that u made it all the way. Maybe you should start wearing make up and work out a bit…to loose some of your baby fat! There is nothing wrong with not having picked up at 15, however have you every considered maybe your sexual preference is male or animal??? Like snakes for example. There is no need to kiss snakes, well that just no good. As you grow older a woman will see you for the truly nice person you are underneath and not the fat perverted little boy that you appear to be. Try to stick to chasers as it is dark and it will be hard to see your face… sometimes a bribe is a good way to get someone to kiss you. FINAL THOUGHT- Unfortunately it is true, that how attractive someone is, is in most cases the first thing we look for in our “perfect” partner. The way we portray ourself to the world as we know it always reflects on us, weather it be in a good way or bad. There is nothing worse then living your life as a “fake”, just be yourself, be patient, be happy and one day your true love will prevail. Regards Doctine Markolomew Write down ur score and see what kind of a person u are at the end... *1. Heads (0) or Tails (5)?? *2. Girls... Would you rather have sex with mr quinlan (5) or miss howarth (0) Boys... Would you rather take it up the ass from Peter G (5) or Tad the guy of neighbours (0)? *3. You see a hot looking guy/girl bend over do u A. Go home and masturbate (3) B. Grab his/her asre pretend it was an accident (0) C. Look, but dont stare (5) *4. You notice a hot guy/girl is watching you change do u A. Close the curtain (5) B. Take of the clothes you are wearing and dance (0) C. Go to his/her house and make there dreams reality (3) *5. Your best friend is dying, you ask him if there is anything you could do for him/her before they die... and he replys i want to sleep with ur girlfriend/boyfriend ... do u A. Ask for a 3some ? (0) B. Gracefully say yes ? (3) C. Say get FUCKED hes my man and stab him to death (5) *6. The first thing that come to your mind when you hear the word penis is... A. Stick it in!!! (3) B. Can you poo jab me? (0) C. The penis is a very important part of the male repoduction system (5) * * * * HERE ARE THE RESULTS..... *0-11 No offense but ur either a slut or guy :) Prediction: Peter G , Rosie ( cause shes so tall ) *12-20 Your a nice person but u masterbate on a regular basis! Prediction: Most Guys , Jasmin *21-30 You have Pure Virtue, a Child Of God Prediction: Myself , Enza We, Doctine Makolomew and Docdress Enzine, are here to help u with ur needs...please...if u ever need any advice, or help about ANYTHING, we are always here to attend to you... Leave us ur problems, and we will solve ur problems in an instant... |
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