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Hello and welcome to beef n onion pie cos we love pie! I think thats a statement to be said out loud. Its a ring toss game. Im the ice-cream man. My mum says not to pick my belly button and remember kids, if your nose starts to bleed your picking it too much or not enough. So always pick. I love pie. Chicken pie, except we are called beef n onion pie so its our favourite pie so chicken pie ain't so thats why we're called beef n onion pie but we like chicken pie too. You can't argue about that. You can't beat chicken pie, I mean beef n onion pie. So remember buy chicken pie from Sainsburys or Tesco or Mrs Tweedys chicken farm.
How to make a beef n onion pie.
Get some beef
Get some ready rolled pastry
Get some onions
Get an oven
Put your pastry at the bottom of the pan then chop onions and beef and add some gravy and vegetables if you like. Put the rest of the pastry on top of the pie but remember add some dog bicuits for extra flavour. Then put it in the oven for until it turns black or golden brow
Try it you'll like it.
Top tip: Burn it baby.
This is size seven
This is size six
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