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| Billys version of Turkey in a Straw |
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| I was speeding down the street When a trooper pulled me over Said I was going to fast I said kiss my a** I sped away He gave chase and crashed I said you suck dick And you’re a donut eating mass Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck All they do is F***, F***, F***, F*** Beat 'em up, knock 'em down Stab a knife through the ground I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound" Saw America’s Most Wanted They were looking for me They looked up Clinton’s a** They looked up a tree They’ve had no luck They must really suck ‘Cause just last night I was on MTV Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck All they do is F***, F***, F***, F*** Beat 'em up, knock 'em down Stab a knife through the ground I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound" I moved to Timbuktu By air I flew Past security checks And people having sex People in their underwear Or nothing there Is this civilization? Or an African H*ll Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck All they do is F***, F***, F***, F*** Beat 'em up, knock 'em down Stab a knife through the ground I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound" It was definitely H*ll I couldn’t speak their language They offered me a sandwich God knows what was in it Some crickets and some roaches I instantly got nauseous I barfed on a beehive And that is when I died Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck All they do is F***, F***, F***, F*** Beat 'em up, knock 'em down Stab a knife through the ground I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound" Down in H*ll It’s a burning pit A couple of devils And a pile of sh** Ain’t got no lenders Just some sex offenders That concludes this song You b*tchy horn Some people really suck, suck, suck, suck All they do is F***, F***, F***, F*** Beat 'em up, knock 'em down Stab a knife through the ground I thaught his last words were, "Turkey and the Hound" |
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