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Here are the lyrics to the song "The Real Slim Shady"May I have your attention please (2x)
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
I repeat.. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor, like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwing her over funiture
It's the return of the... uh wait... no way... you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did... did he??
And Dr. Dre said.... nothing you idiots... Dr. Dre's dead!
He's locked in my basement
Feminist women love Eminem
Checka checka checka Slim Shady
I'm sick of him, look at him
Walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
Flippin' the you know who (Yeah but he's so cute though)
Yeah I probably got a couple of screws
Up in my head loose
But no worse, than whats going on in your parents' bedrooms
But sometimes you wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
My bum is on your lips (x2)
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them to not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what it and
Of course by the time they hit 4th grade,
They got the discovery channel, don't they?
We ain't nothin' but mammals
Well some of us cannibals
Who cut other people open like cantelopes
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wear your panty hose
Sing the chorus, and it goes...

I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies are just imi-tating
So wont the real Slim Shady
Please stand up (3x)
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies are just imi-tating
So wont the real Slim Shady
Please stand up (3x)

Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records (Nope)
Well I do,
So fuck him, and fuck you too
You think I give a damn about a grammy
Half you critics can't even stomach you
Let alone stand me
(But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?)
Why? So you guys can just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
(Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, heehee)
I should download her audio on MP3
And show the whole world how you gave Eminem V.D. (Aghh)
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
All you do is annoy me
(So I have been sent in here to destroy you)
And there's a million of us just like me
Who cuss like me
Who just don't give a fuck like me
Who dress like me
Walk, talk, and act like me
It just might be the next best thing, but not quite me!

(Chorus 2x)
Cuz I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies are just imi-tating
So won't the real Slim Shady
Please stand up (3x)

I'm like a head trip to listen to
Cuz I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it, in front of y'all
And I don't gotta be false or sugar coat it at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
And whether you like to admit it
I just shitted better than 90-percent of you rappers out there
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valium
It's funny
Cuz at the rate I'm going,
When I'm thirty I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
Pinchin' nurses' asses, when I'm jackin’ off of Jergins
And I'm jerkin', but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking,
He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
Or in the parking lot, circling
Screamin' I don't give a fuck
With his windows down, and his system up
So will the real Shady please stand up
And put one of those fingers on each hand up
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

I'm Slim Shady
Yes, I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadies are just imi-tating
So wont the real Slim Shady
Please stand up (3x)

(Chorus 3x)

Haha.. I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Let's all stand up

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