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Here are some important (and some silly) lessons you should never forget,

* Don't drink grape juice while wearing a white shirt and driving to school.

* Don't let your life wait for other people.

* Milk crates make very boring pets.

* Dropping a cellular phone into a bathtub of water kinda kills the phone.

* Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple.

* You haven't really lived until you have gotten a 48 on an Advanced Placement U.S. History test.

* Don't ever fall in love with someone who is more than one thousand miles away from you, it usually doesn't work out.

* If it hurts you, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!

* That which does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger.

* Speaking in public gets easier with practice.

* Don't sprint around a pool if you're trying to impersonate Jim from Huck Finn.

* Ten years from now most of what we freak out about won't make any difference.

* All that's gold foesn't glisten.

* Zits always pop up when you really can't afford them to.

* Always stay after class because that's where connections are made.

* When in doubt, duck. When certain, don't bother, 'cause your already screwed.

* While driving a car through a gate, ALWAYS make sure the gate is open! The consequences might be fatal to your car.

* If you're not living (I mean really living), you're dead already.

* Never piece any part of your body in the dark.

* Just because someone flirts with you incessantly doesn't necessarily mean he or she likes you.

* If your teacher tells you he'll give you a zero on your test if you talk one more time, he means it. Really.

* Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things.

* Being nice to people will get you far.

* The one person you can truly love is often right in front of your eyes.

* Never, ever, EVER let a member of the opposite sex make you compromise your standard. Never.

* Nothing is ever too good to be true.

* Parents aren't around forever, and you need to treasure them while they are.

* Don't take the SAT twice if you already have a good score in the first place.

* Never do something if the risk is greater than the reward.

* Think carefully before you act.

* Dreaming and doing go hand in hand.

* Life moves fast, but not so fast that you can't slow down to enjoy it.

* Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it.

* You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable.

* If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. You intuition is not stupid!

* If her doesn't respect you, than he's not worth any of your time.

* Don't juggle knives unless your really, really good at it.

* If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then give up, no sense being ridiculous about it.

* Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest thing in the world.

* You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught.

* Hair is VERY flammable.

* Never, ever trust you friend with a pair of scissors against your hair, just ask my friend Nicole.

* Dyeing hair strawberry blonde that is already strawberry blonde will turn your hair strawberry pink.

* White dogs and black pants don't mix.

* God doesn't make junk!!

* Someday you will look back on this and it will all sem funny.

* You never know when you're making a memory!!!

* The heart does heal and you will love again - except that when you do, you'll deny that you ever loved like this before (I can vouch for that!)

* Nothing matter if you don't have loved ones to share it with. Your siblings are incredibly precious. If you don't know this now, you will - trust me!

* If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine.

* If you allow other to laugh with you, you'll be great!

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