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| BLONDE JOKES Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Gifted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you know if a blonde used a computer? A: White-Out on the screen. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Two blondes where driving to Disneyland and they saw a sign that said,"Disneyland Left," so they turned around and went home. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you get a blonde to drown herself? A: Put a mirror on the bottom of a swimming pool. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A: Blow in her ear or Buy her another beer. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you keep a blonde busy all day? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How did the blonde die ice fishing? A: Someone locked the freezer door on her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125? A: A foursome. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? A: She thought it was diet coke. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What is the difference between Elvis and smart blondes? A: Elvis has been sighted. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How does a blond spell farm? A: E-I-E-I-O ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: If a blonde and a brunette jumped off a building, who would land first? A: The brunette, because a blonde has to stop and ask for directions. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why do Blondes have square boobs? A: Because they forget to take the tissue out of the box. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? A: Because she threw away all of the W's. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q:What do you call a blonde who was just in the freezer? A:A Frosted Flake ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q:What do you call 20 blondes standing in a row? A:A windpipe ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There was a blonde and a brunette riding in a convertible on a mountain, and they rode off a cliff into the ocean. The car sunk, and the brunette swam up to the top and was safe and she waited for the blonde. About an hour later, the blonde finally came to the top. Then the brunette asked her, "What took you so long?" She said, "I couldn't get the door open, it was jammed!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There was a blonde that was driving a really cool car. Then a gang member came along and said, "Get out of the car, stand in that circle, and don't step out unless I tell you to!!" So she got out and stood in the circle, and watched the gang demolish her car. Every once in a while she would start laughing. After a while the gang leader asked, "Why do you keep on laughing?" She said, " I stepped out of the circle three times already, and you still haven't caught me!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A blonde woman had her hair dyed because she was tired of being looked upon as a dumb blonde. One day driving in a country lane she was stopped by a large flock of sheep in the road. She said to the shepherd, "If I can guess the number of sheep in you flock will you give me one?" "Yes" replied the shepherd confident that she could not guess correctly. "318" she said immediately. "Correct" said the shepherd, surprised by her ability, "Help yourself, take any sheep you want." Once she had the animal loaded into her car the shepherd said to her, "If I can guess the real colour of your hair will you give me my dog back?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There were three blondes walking in the woods and they saw some tracks. The first blonde thought they were rabbit tracks. The second blonde thought they were deer tracks. While the two blonde's were standing there argueing, they both got hit by a train. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Why do blondes have more fun? Their attention span is so short that everything just seems new and exciting. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ A blond was trying to sell her car. No one would buy it because there was 900,000 miles on it. She told her friend, a brunette, about her problem. The brunette said that she knew a guy that could lower the milage. She gave the blond his name and number. A week later the brunette asked the blond if she had sold the car yet. The blond replied, "Why would I sell it? It only has 20,000 miles on it." |
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