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Well, besides the obvious thing.... (yeah, you know what I'm talking about)

1) Vary your vehicles speed inversity with the speed limit.

2) Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to headbang.

3) At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously, with a look of fear, lock you doors.

4) 2 words: Chicken Suit

5) Write the words "Help Me" on you back window in dark red paint.

6) Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.

7) Laugh a WHOLE lot.

8) Stop at green lights.

9) Go at red ones.

10) Occasionally wave a stuffed animal, troll doll or Barbie out your window or sun roof. Feel free to make it dance.

11) Eat food that requires silverware.

12) Pass cars, then drive very slowly.

13) Sing without the radio.

14) Honk frequently without motivation.

15) Wave at people, if they wave back, offer an angry look and an obsene gesture.

16) Ask people for Grey Poupon.

17) Let pedestrians know who's boss!

18) Look behind you frequently with a paranoid look.

19) Resart your car at stop lights.

20) Hang lots of car fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.

21) Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the windows.

22) While stopped at a light, pee out the window/sunroof onto other cars.

23) Paint your car with occult signs.

24) Keep at least 5 cats in the car.

25) Root for firetrucks.

26) Stop and collect roadkill.

27) Stop and take pictures of roadkill.

28) Stop and pray for roadkill.

29) Throw Spam.

30) Keep your windshield wipers on, no matter what the weather.

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