19 Things To Do In A Restroom - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/bananer/19_Things_To_Do_In_A

Ok, so I doubt any of you will ever do these, but hey, there pretty funny aren't they?

1. Stick your open palm under the stall and ask yur neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that".

3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"

6. Say, "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Hummus. Reminds me of hummus."

10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbor while yelling, "Whoa! Easy Boy!!"

11. Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."

12. Using a small squeeze tube spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Could you kick that back over here, please.

13. Say, "C'm, on Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

15. Say, "Darn, I knew tht drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna to do?"

16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicously lay down your "Cross-Dresser Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

18. Lower a small mirrow underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor an say, "Peek-a-boo!"

19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."

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