10) I'm losing my hair
9) My friend Dave B. is balding
8) It's better than sex
7) My job at Rent-A-Center
6) Telly Savalis
5) Patrick Stewart
4) So jelly doesn't get stuck in my hair when I dump it on my head!
3) My kids
2) So I look like I just got out of chemo-therepy
1) Because I can!
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