Pamela Anderson- Because it's almost big
as one of her, uh, *ahem*..anyways...
Mary Tyler Moore- Because Murray Slaughter
was bald. If you don't know who he is,
kill yourself.
Carmen Elektra- Because I let her look at
her reflextion in it.
Yoko Ono- Because she sucks and no one
wants anything to do with her!
Ginger Grant- Because after being on a
deserted island for so long, she's
probably used to Coconuts!
My wife- Who knows? She doesn't know I
put this here yet. Shhhh!
All the women at Rent-A-Center- Because
I am THE Assistant Sales Manager! So
they fear me! Live in fear! Ha,ha,ha!
Madonna- Doesn't she like ALL men no
matter what?
China- They just love us Americans!
So SHUT UP!
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