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| Why is a bad joke like a broken pencil? Because they both have no point. This page is dedicated to all those fabulous BAD JOKES out there. I, myself being a lover of BAD JOKES wanted to compile a page chalk full of them. If you know any BAD JOKES please send them to my e-mail address at the bottom of the page. When I receive them i will post as many as i see fit along with your e-mail address, if you wish to remain anonymous please say so in you letter. Also... DON"T FORGET TO VOTE for this page! Now, onto the BAD JOKES: What animal should you never play cards with? A cheetah. What is a tree's favorite kind of fruit? Pine-apple. Where does a horse go when it's sick? The "horse"-pital. What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both gray except for the plum. Why did Tigger look in the toilet? He was looking for "Pooh". *The following are submitted by Rudykazoo3: Is football a winter or a summer sport? Neither, it's a fall sport. Which animal took the most luggage on the Ark and which took the least? The elephant took a whole trunk, but the rooster only took a comb. Why can't a fisherman be generous? Because his business makes him "sell-fish". Where is happiness found? In the dictionary. Why did they bury the Indian chief on the north side of the hill? He was dead. Why is an empty purse always the same? There is never any change. Why is a river like an elbow? They are always bending. What most resembles half a wheel of cheese? The other half. Why is the letter "B" like a fire? They both turn "oil" into "boil". What is the hardest key to turn? A donkey. Why do sailors wear white hats? To cover their heads. What is the worst weather for rats and mice? When it rains cats and dogs. Why is a dogs tail the the top of a tree? Because it is furthest away from the bark. Which is fast er hot or cold? Hot- because you can catch cold? Why is the 4th of July like soup? Because you can't enjoy it with out crackers. When is door not a door? When it's "a jar". When does a leopard change his spots? When he moves from place to place. When is a cavity ike an importat person? When its crowned.* +The following are submitted by marisaeg: Want to here a clean joke? Grampa took a SHOWER with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door. After stealing millions of dollars, why did the burgler take a bath before leaving the mansion? He wanted a clean get-away. What do elephants, cars, and trees all have in common? They all have trunks . What do you get when you cross a bee with a lollipop? Honey-suckers+ And now for the very beloved "Elephant Jokes".... What time is it when your elephant starts wearing your clothes? Time to lose some weight. Don't worry there will be more to come! |
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