***WARNING: These jokes are exreamly CORNY...***
A: Oh you know what? I caught the most difficult pokemon to catch in the world by a master ball!
B: Oh really? what did you catch?
A: A ditto!
B:what? why can't you catch it before??
A: no
B: Why not?
A: becasue the ditto was LV.50 something
B: what ball did you use?
A: Pokeball
B: .............
A really funny joke about Pikachu, and Raichu!
A: Do you know what's the evolve forms of Pikachu?
B: Ya!
A: What is it?
B: OK! Pikachu evolve into Raichu,
A: You're right!
B: I'm not finished yet! After Pikachu evloved into Raichu, Raichu will evole into Sandshew!
A: ...........
Q - what do you call a pikachu with a cold?
A - Ahchu!
Q - what do you call a pikachu with a cold and a stutering problem?
A - ahchu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu-chu!
Q - how many pikachu does it take to change a light blub?
A - doesn't matter how many cos everytime they touch the light bulbthey blow it!
How To Get A Snorlax Mad
By Mega Mewtwo
What should you never say to a Snorlax?
Answer: When's that baby due?
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Gastly Gags
By Mega Mewtwo
What did the Mewtwo say to the Gastly?
Answer: Get a life!!!
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Time To Get a New Cage
By Mega Vaporeon
What do you get if you put Charizard, Blastoise and Venusaur in the same cage?
Answer: A battle stadium.
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Chow Down Pikachu
By Mega Jolteon
What happened when Ash fed Pikachu ten Apple Pies, twenty Cheesecake Pies, thirty Pumpkin Pies, forty Chocolate Pies, fifty Butterscotch Pies, and sixty Lemon Pies?
Answer: He became a Sumo Wrestler.
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By barry@mcgnet.com
Where would you go if you had to battle Kabutops and Omastar?
Answer: Prehistoric times.
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Ditto Dance
by Marce5967
How do you make a ditto dance?
Answer: Get your body all pink and gooey, and boogey, baby!
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By: No name given
Q:What do ya get if ya mix a snorlax and a bee?
A:Squashed flowers.
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By: Edgar Ortiz
What do you get when Raichu and Pikachu fight?
Answer: A Shocking Experience
Why did Psyduck cross the road?
Answer: Because Misty was giving him a headache.
What happened when Electrode went to a party?
Answer: Everyone had an explosive time.
Why did Brock leave the show?
Answer: He didn't see what he was doing cause his eyes are always closed
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