
In October of 1999, a group of three Saiyajins disappeared in the woods in search of the elusive Trunks Witch. Three months later, the footage was found...
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Trunks: "So are we going to find the Trunks Witch in the woods?"
Goten: "Hell yeah! I ain't 'fraid of no ghost!"
Vegeta: "But I am! Eek!"
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Trunks and Goten: "Let's do it! But first, we got to get some info on the Trunks Witch."
Vegeta: "Wah, I wanna go home!"
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Goten: "What can you tell me about the Trunks Witch?"
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Gohan: "Trunks Witch!? You stay outta dem woods, boy! I never go near 'em!"
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Trunks: "Excuse me, what do you know about the Trunks Witch?"
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Krillin: "No, not the Trunks Witch! Ahhh!!!!"
Trunks: "Come back here, you wimp!"
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Vegeta: "Kakarotto, tell me about the f*cking Trunks Witch, or I'll knock your block off!"
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Goku: "All I know is that I could kick his ass in a second!"
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Vegeta: "I don't think so!!! I could kick his ass in a second! Take that back! Say 'uncle'!"
Goku: "Ouch, ouch! Uncle, Uncle!"
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And so, the three adventurers went into the deep, dark, scary woods.
Goten: "It's time to go a ghost-huntin'!"
Trunks: "Stop holding my hand, dude."
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Trunks: "Look guys! It's a trail of little people!"
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Vegeta: "Let's see where it goes...."
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Goten: "Um, Vegeta.....we ended up deeper into the woods!"
Vegeta: "Oh. Crap."
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Mysterious Voice: "Stay out of my wooooooooods!"
Trunks: "Oh dear god, what was that?"
Vegeta: "MOMMY!!!!!"
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Trunks: "AAAAHHHHHH!"
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Trunks: "Oh my god! He's got Goten!!!!!"
Goten: "Help meeeee!!!"
Vegeta: "Trunks, let's get out of here!"
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Trunks Witch: "BOO!!!!! RGGGGAAAARGG!!!! I'm the Trunks Witch!"
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Vegeta: "Good thing we made this tent!"
Trunks: "Yeah, we can hide for now."
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Vegeta: "Trunks...? I'm scared."
Trunks: "I know dad, me too."
Vegeta: "Trunks?"
Trunks: "Yeah?"
Vegeta: "........hold my hand!"
Trunks: "Um, no."
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Trunks: "Dad!!! Did you hear that, or was that you just farting again?"
Vegeta: "I didn't fart! It was the witch, the witch I tell you!"
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Vegeta: "I guess I'll go and see what it is.......eek, I feel so alone!"
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Vegeta: "No!!!!! The Trunks Witch is here to claim my soul!"
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Trunks: "What was that!? Dad!!....Dad?.....oh no!!!"
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Trunks: "Holy crap!!!! I just realized....I'm the only one left!"
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Trunks : "...I'm so scared!!....And hungry....and cold...I'm sorry for leaving you alone, dad....and I'm sorry for putting you in that dress before, Goten! I'm so sorry!"
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Trunks: "No, it's too late! Stay back, Trunks Witch! No, no...NOOOOOOOOOO!"
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Goku: "Well, Goten, Trunks, and Vegeta never returned from their trip! What should we do?"
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Gohan: "Maybe form a search party! "
#17: "Or call the police!"
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Piccolo: "Let's call da Flipmode Squad! Yeah, Flipmode's da greatest!"
Goku: "Dude....SHUT UP!!!! But seriously guys, we should....."
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All: "...just forget about it!"
Goku: "I never liked Goten much, anyways."
Cell: "Plus, Trunks has a cool cd player I want!"
Piccolo: "Not to mention Vegeta's kick ass collection of spandex-wear! Let's go loot their goods, everyone!"
THE END! or is it?...of course it is!
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