It is eleven thirty at night,and Nick can't sleep. He is hungry-
dinner did nothing for him. Nick is debating whether or not
he should go down to the kitchen, to get something to eat.
He does not want to wake Derek up-not after what he did at
five thirty that morning. Nick blasted Smash Mouth"All Star",
and he sang along to the song. Needless to say, Derek was
not pleased. The rumbling of Nick's stomach got to him, so he
headed down to the kitchen. He was in the mood for ice cream.
He didn't want to wash out the bowl. If he left the bowl in
the sink, Derek would yell at him.
Nick went to the freezer and took out the container of ice cream
and put it on the table. He took the spoon from the draw and
went back to the table. Nick opened up the ice cream
and dug in. As he was eating, he thought to himself,
'Derek is such a pain in the neck. Everything has to be perfect.
He is like a woman-always complaining about how the House looks.
If any-thing is out of place, he lets them know about it.'
The fact that Derek had visions was starting to get on
Nick's nerves as well. He thought to himself,'Derek knows if
I left the toilet seat up-he doesn't even have to go into
the bathroom. He just senses that I left it up-he calls me on it.
He is such a woman-women hate it when men leave up the seat.
Derek must have been a woman in another life.'
Nick is going to town on the ice cream. The container is almost gone.
Derek is trying to go to sleep, but he can't because he
has the urge for some tea. He grabed a paisley robe
from his closet-it matches his pajaymas. He headed down to
the kitchen. Derek is not pleased that Nick is eating out
of the container. "Nick, must you eat out of the container?
Can't you take a bowl like a normal person",Derek bellowed.
"I don't want to use a bowl-I don't feel like washing it",Nick replied.
"It is disgusting to eat ice cream that way! Now, no one can eat
it-your germs are all over the place."
"I'll replace the ice cream tommorrow."
"See that you do",Derek said as he headed back upstairs.
Once he was back in his room,Derek couldn't sleep. He got out
his journal and wrote,'Nick is such a selfish young man.
How rude to eat ice cream out of the container! He is getting
on my nerves-blasted the radio at 5:30 this morning.
After Derek left the room,Nick thought to himself
'Nice pajaymays and robe.He has more robes and pjs than
Alex and Rachel-and they are women. He is sucha wuss-no
wonder he can't get any action. One look at his pjs-a woman
is turned off.' Nick finished the container of ice cream,and
he didn't feel like washing the spoon,so he licked it and
put it in the draw. He was hoping that Derek was the one
who used the spoon in the morning. Nick went upstairs to bed.
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