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| We all get chain letters in our e-mail, I guess people think they are funny, or they think whatver it says in the chain letters come true, just because someone typed it up and it has some magical force to do harm or good. Who can admit they fell into the stupid realm of forwards? Here are some common examples of forwards people think are true (with a funny twist, haha): TYPE 1: THE MAGIC POP UP This really works! I laughed so hard when I saw it, I had to send it to tons of people, and told them they have to send it to other people to, or a rhino will poop on them, and yes, because of that, it is now spread across the web! If you send this e-mail to 5 people with in the next 3.45 and a half seconds, you will see a little pop up cartoon of someone opening their e-mail. Now if you send this to 10 people you will see him open an e-mail that says Fwd:pop up cartoon. If you send this to 15 people you will see him read the e-mail that says if you send this to 20 people you will see a funny cartoon. If you send this to 25 people you will see him send the e-mail to 100 people. If you send this to 30 people you will see him get angry because the cartoon never showed up. If you do not send this up you will sadly have a rhino poop on you, so says: Tina from Gullible Town "I got this e-mail and just deleted it. Suddenly the room started shaking a mutated rhino pooped all over me. Now I need daily treatments from the fly bites. If I ever got this again, I would send it out, because I really want to see the cartoon!" You heard her! So send this out, or you too will have rhino poop all over you! TYPE 2: HELP GIVE SOMEONE MONEY Hoppy the Kangaroo has a babey kangaroo in her pouch. But there is one problem. Her pouch is stuck shut by rubber cement. This is tragic, and she really wants her aby out of her pouch. But the baby has fruit growing out of his behind. Another problem, Hoppy is way to lazy to get a job, so she is unemployed. Please help these kangaroos by sending this e-mail to everyone you know. For every person you send this to Hoppy and her baby will get 25 and a half cents. Only you can help clog her pouch and let her fruit producing child run free. Thank you for your time, every e-mail counts. TYPE 3: YOUR CRUSH WILL LIKE YOU Mr. Gullible, age 42 and three fourths, from Forward Town has had a crush on a girl he met at recess yesturday for 59 years. She never gave him a second look, only a third. He would look at her alot, and loved her. Then one day tomarrow he got this e-mail. It said if you send this e-mail to an endless amount of people, you will get your crush. Did this work, we think so, but we don't know this for a fact yet, because he is still sending this out to people. TYPE 5: SURVEYS If you don't fill this out all your friends will ditch you for some baboon. What is your name? Whats better, poop or pee? Whats your favorite number? Nice or mean? Dirty ir clean? Are you dumb? Are you really going to send this to everyone you know? Do you really want to? No you don't, I I know, you know? TYPE 6: GAIN MONEY Some factory has made a plan by sending this e-mail becaus eyou want some money, so every person you send this to, the factory will give you $85 dollars, plus tax. But to receive the moneuy you must pay $86 in shipping in handling for eachj e-mauil you sent this to. TYPE 7:JOKES This is a funny joke that is spreading across the web, and users across the world who have the internet are laughing outload and sending too. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. I think we have covered all typed of forwards, and you have probably seen forwards like this in your e-mail, trying to see if you are gullible enough to send them. Don't worry, we all are gullible. Now make sure other people see this forward. If you send it to everyone you know you will get good luck and if you don't send it you will not have a bigfoot monster in your house anymore ever. Send away! |
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