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Host: Welcome one and all, to the Show that brings out the truth about people who really shouldn't be here! That's right it's Time for the Secrets revialed and truths told in the most dangerous way.. Yes The "Matt Show".

(Applaud)

Host: Yes today we have a especially unstable group,.. yes the heroes of DRAGON BALL Z

(Applaud)

Host: Hey why don't you guys introduce yourselves?

Goku: Hi I'm Goku the main hero of DBZ, how are you?

Host: Terrific!... Now who is that lovely lady sitting next to you.

Goku: Oh that's Chichi.

Chichi: Yes and I happen to be his wife!!!

Host: Alright moving right along we have some other members of Goku's family. Here are Gohan, and Goten.

Gohan: Hey.

Goten: Hi!

Host: Hey there little kid..what are your aspirations.

Goten: Huh?

Host: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Goten: A strong fighter like my daddy and my big-brother!

Chichi: Oh like Hell you will!

Goku: I don’t know Chichi maybe you should calm down a bit I mean...

ChiChi: Shut the Hell up Goku!!! I've heard enough out of you! You already messed up Gohan and I'm not gonna let you do it to Goten!

Gohan: What?

Host: Hey Calm down. Were not even 5 minutes into the show yet.

Host: Will have plenty to share latter...

(Chuckles from the audience)

Goku: HA HA HA HA HA! ..... wait I don't get it..

Host: Next will meet some of his friends. Krillin, Tien, Yamcha and Chouzu.

Krillin: Hey I'm one of Goku's best friends. This is my good friend! 18!

18: Hello.

Host: Wow! just friends it is then! Anyway maybe we could speed up a bit on the rest of his friends even if this is a extra long show! O.K.!

Tien: Hey..

Host: Nice eye...next.

Yamcha: Hey have did you see the Car outside..well it's mine....and lemy tell you about...

Host: That's wonderful, now what ever you are..

Chouzu: Just call me Chouzu.

Host: Great, Now all the Way from Planet Namek...

Piccolo: Shut up! .. I haven’t been on Namek for ages get your Damn facts straight. Oh yeah and hello to all the feeble-minded weaklings who are watching this. I am here to tell that this is not makeup this is how I really look.

Host: Amazing!

Piccolo: Shut Up!

Host: Great! Now a new friend and former rival of Goku's..-Vegeta?

Vegeta: (Charging up) Yeaaaaaa.

Host: Uh, it's not nessacery to charge up to introduce your self.

Vegeta: Oh.

Host Now your from the planet Vegeta.

Vegeta: Yes.

Host: Hey that's funny,

Vegeta: What?

Host: Well your named Vegeta.

Vegeta: So?

Host: Well your home Planet is called Vegeta.

Vegeta: Yes?

Host: Never mind. Now were also fortunate enough to have other members of DBZ here today such as the rest of the Vegeta family.

Here is Vegeta's lovely wife Bulma!

Bulma: uh.. actulay … were not married… Hi....I am the dauter of the owner of capsule Corp a major corporation...

Vegeta: Damn it Woman that’s enough out of you!

Host: Now who is this guy.

Trunks: My names Trunks, Vegeta’s son.

Host: I see...you know unusual names do run in your family. What do you think of yours.

Trunks: I'm okay with it, but honestly I'm surprised that dad didn't call me ...Vegeta.

Host: Why is that, is he trying to live through you?

Trunks: I don't now about that,.. but his dad was called Vegeta and his grandpa was called Vegeta...and so on and so on. It's sort of a monarch thing.

Host: (laughing) That’s interesting.

Vegeta: Oh so you find monarchy funny, well there's plenty of monarchy,.... IN THE NEXT DIMENSION!!!!

(Host takes a couple steps back)

Bluma: Calm down honey, here have some medicine.

Host: Hi Bulma so How are things with you and your spouse.

Bulma: Oh wonderful, we had a brake through yesterday, Vegeta cried.

Vegeta: Like Hell I did! Damn it a guy can't get any damn respect until he's in touch with his inner child or his Femein side! Damn! I 'm Sayin Eleite for Christ sake!

Bulma: Hey what's going on? (talking to Trunks)

Trunks: Those weren’t relax pills... they were Sensu Beans!!!

Host: Now lets take some questions from the audience.... yes over there.

Member of the Audience: Hey man wear’s you dignity man, you shouldn't talk to her that way!

Vegeta: Yeaaaaaaahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa......Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! (blasts member of the audience.)

Host: Please refrain from killing any of the audience. And will be right Back!!!

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