Vegeta: Hey! You! Im writin to say
That cos of you bakas, Im pissed off today!
Went surfin on da net for some humour
Found something that made me wonna blast Vegeta4ever44s tumour
Explored da site and what do I find?
Stuff that makes me think youre outta ya f*ck*n mind!
Tina: Yo mah bro! Calm down, tell me what it was I did wrong!
*Sniffs* Dude, whats that pong?
Vegeta: Shut the f*ck up ya brat!
Before I rip yer head off and sh*t down yer sack!
Tina: *_________*
Vegeta:
You mixed up a pix of my gang ya motha f*ck*n b*tch!
That proves you aint no fan; youre just a lousy kid!

Tina: *gasps* Dude, it aint my fault! *panicking* Its Akira Toriyama!
Hes the man that draws da pix yo!
He must be some sorta napper!
And yo, are you a rapper?
Vegeta:
Who knows. Im just a cartoon.
I tend to go all loon
Tina: O_o
Vegeta: I want this problem to be solved right now
Or else Ill blast you down, ya b*tchy cow.
Tina: GAH! This is way outta mah league!
Ill fetch my boss, thats Katy!
KATY, STOP PLAYING SPYRO 3!
GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE BEFORE HE USES HIS KI!
Katy: Whats up Vegeta? Something wrong?
Hey, *sniffs* whats that vile pong?
Vegeta: Read the above before I go loopy,
Before I kill yall with a Gundanium Snoopy
Katy: *read the above* Aaa, crap
Vegeta: }:)
Katy: Hey dude, were sorry bout dat,
Something tells us yo smelling a rat
Asked around tsee what we could fine
And it just seems mo homegirl Teeny went blind
Tina: Gee, thanks
Katy: But were telling you dude, wont happen again
Or dem folk down repro
Gonna get it in da brain *reaches for the butcher knife* Ahem
Prince Fleaswallow and Cheap Cheap wont swap no more
Because if they do
Ill show em the door!
Tina: WHA?! Youre gonna fire your own pal?!
Whats wrong with you gal?!
Ohhh Im in trouble, Im in real big trouble
.
Katy: I only said that cos of Vegeta, yo
I wont fire you Teeny!
Cause youre so damn bitchy, ya beeny!
Tina: *coughs* -_-
Katy: We betta not piss da prince off, know what I mean?
He might just do that blastin thing
Tina: Yeah youre right
Cos of him, hes with NWA with Dr Dre so we all betta make way before he
blasts us all and calls us gay O_o
. PEACE! Aiiii!
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