One day, Bulma was being a bitch as usual and pissing of Vegeta and so on. Vegeta said "Look! One child is enough! Go away and do your ironing, you stupid servant woman!" Bulma said "Yeah yeah..."
Bulma was bored, she needed to get out more. She knew her Veggie Weggie would never let her go clubbing, so she jumped up and said "Lets go to a pub! All of us!" "The hell?" said Vegeta "C'mon. You can have your soda if you want!" Bulma said sarcastically. "YAY!! SODA! WOOOOOHHHHH!!!" Vegeta jumped up. Bulma sighed and looked pleased with herself
She called the gang, everyone accepted. They drove down to the pub and saw a similar looking car. It was none other than... SCOOBY DOO AND THE GANG!
Vegeta looked puzzled and said "Huh! Thought those guys were cartoons" "Ummm Vegeta? We're cartoon too-" "NO WE ARE NOT KAKAROT! WE ARE A-N-I-M-E CHARACTERS!!!" "Woah calm down hyper boy!"
So, the gang stopped off. They went towards the van and Vegeta said "Ugh, look at this. They're so fucked up!" "What did you just say?" said Scooby. Before you can say "Pokemon is shit" Scooby did a shit on Bulma! "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" she screamed. "Why you.... EAT LASER YA YA YA YAAAAA!!!!" Vegeta beat the shit outta Scooby. Shaggy came out and said "Oy! YOU FAT LUMP OF-" and was blasted before you know it. "Jinkys!" said Velma. "Isn't it a little WOAH----" and before you know it, she turned into dust! "Hey! That's my lesbian GF you pay for that you fucked -" Yup, you guessed it. She was destroyed. "Why.... you... You just destroyed... You just.... Boy that was a bad mistake! YAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" shouted Freddie in outrade. He was a Super Saiyan. Vegeta's mouth opened in shock (note: this is based before Vegeta is a Super Saiyan) and he was shaking. "Now... To beat the shit outta you!" Vegeta cackled then received a blow in the stomach. "Are you listening woman, HUH? You saw I was a kid and you underestimated me, your a weak soldier. I don't kill bleeding hearts or women!" Freddie said. "Hey thats my line ya fat-" said Chang. The Gundam Pilot turned into dust. "You calling me a woman?" asked Vegeta. "No. I just said to impress my friends, you piece of shit!" Freddie cackled. Now he's done it, VEGETA TURNED SUPER SAIYAN! "Heh, up your ya fat grey haired monkey!" screamed Vegeta. "Ummm your the monkey, remember?" Freddie reminded Vegeta. "HEY! I DUN NEED TO TAKE THAT KINDA CRAP FROM U!" "Vegeta. May I remind you that he is correct" Goku interupted. "Shut up Kakarot and go in the bar!" "Okies" "Heh. Eat laser YA YA YA YA!! FINAL...FLASH...ATTACK!!!"
There was a huge explosion and lots of smoke. "BWA HAHAHAHA! Fool! You cannot defeat me" Freddie cackled. With little effort he flew into Vegeta a punched him in the gut. "Hey... Kakarot... When I die, I want you to put a soda next to my grave as that was the last drink I wanted..." "BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm unstopable! Now to finish you-" Freddie was interupted. "Hold on ya fat shit. Leave him alone!" said a mysterious voice. "Who...whose that?" Freddie whispered. "WHY ITS NON OTHER THAN RICK FROM ANIME COMEDY!!!" said Rick. "BWA HAHAHAHA you think I'm scared of ya? Your mistaken!" Freddie cackled (note: why's everyone cackling?) "Oh Freddie? You might wonna check my power level using your scouter!" Rick grinned. "Yeah yeah whatever" As Freddie grabbed his scouter, he realised he only could do one thing...
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