This section is where I twisted some songs to make them DB orientated. ENJOY!
(To the lyrics and tune of "Stayin' Alive")
CHORUS:
There's Goku and there's Gohan and there's Trunks and Vegeta, they're
Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!
Tien and Chaotszu Yamcha, Krillin, Piccolo,
Stayin' aaalllllliiiiivvveeeee,
Stayin allllllllllliiiiivvvveeeee!
(To the lyrics of "A Little Help from My Friends", The Beatles)
Tien:
What would you do if I didn’t wanna fight,
Would you stand up and walk away from me.
Lend me your ears and and I’ll sing you a song
And I’ll try not to sing out of key.
I get by with a little help from Chaotszu,
I get high with a little help from Chaotszu,
I’m gonna try with a little help from Chaotszu.
What do I do when Chaotszu is away.
(It worries him when he’s alone)
How do I feel by the end of the day
(He gets sad when he’s on his own)
No I get by with a little help from Chaotszu
I get high with a little help from Chaotszu,
Oh, I’m gonna try with a little help from Chaotszu.
Do you need anybody,
I need somebody to spar with.
Could it be anybody
I want somebody to spar with.
Would you believe in friends at first sight,
Yes I’m certain that it happens all the time.
Chaotszu never likes to go out at night,
He tends to stay at home and whine.
Oh I get by with a little help from Chaotszu.
I get high with a little help from Chaotszu,
Oh I’m gonna try with a little help from Chaotszu.
Do you need anybody,
I just need somebody to spar with,
Could it be anybody,
I want somebody to spar with.
Oh I get by with a little help from Chaotszu,
Mm I’m gonna try with a little help from Chaotszu,
Oh I get high with a little help from Chaotszu,
Yes I get by with a little help from Chaotszu.
(to the tune of "Pokemon theme" (new) )
So you wanna be a Z-fighter?
DRAGONBALL!
Do you have the skills to,
BEAT THEM ALL!?
I wanna take,
The ultimate test,
Find the courage to be bold,
To risk it all,
And not forget,
The training that I hold!
I wanna have the biggest ki,
High above the rest!
Learn the way, to fight a man,
Using the beam that comes from my hands!
OHHHHH HEY!
We all live,
In a Dragonball world,
DRAGONBALL!
I wanna be,
The greatest fighter of them all!
THE GREATEST FIGHTER!
We all live, in a Dragonball world,
I'll put myself, to the test,
To be better than all the rest!
HUH!
So you wanna be a Z-fighter?
DRAGONBALL!
Do you have to skills to,
BEAT THEM ALL!?
(to tune of "Kiss Me Goodnight Seargent Major")
Prince Vegeta came in one night,
He wasn't looking very alright,
He'd been out all night upon a spree!
He jumped into Lord Frieza,
But instead of calling him a geezer,
Vegeta whispered in his ear.........
"Kiss me goodnight Lord Frieza,
Tuck me in my little Saiyan bed,
We all love you Lord Frieza,
When you call in the morning "Shake a leg!"
Don't forget to wake me in the morning,
And bring me round a nice hot cup of tea!
Kiss me goodnight Lord Frieza,
Lord Frieza be a mother/father/whatever to me!!!!"
(Posted in by Vegetas_wrath)
Ok Ok. I'm sure (I HOPE) u've heard the song "Guilty conscious" by Eminem and Dr. Dre well if u haven't then don't bother reading. Its only got 1 verse as I didn't want it to last for EVER! So basically, its about Vegeta thinking about killing Krillin and Gohan... U get the drift!
Meet Vegeta, 45 years old, too old to fight the weakest warrior, he decides to kill Krillin and Gohan whilst Goku's back it turned. Suddenly, his conscious comes into play...
(this is where Eminem and Dr. Dre come in)
Dr. Dre: All right, stop! Before u decide to kill those punks whilst Goku or Trunks is here u better think of the consequences -
Vegeta: Who are you?
Dr. Dre: I'm ur @$$ licking conscious..
Eminem: Thats nonsence. Go in and kill the punks then run like hell before Trunks comes along and wips ur ass and burries u in the grass. If u kill em both and get away u might turn out not to be gay.
Dr. Dre: Yeah but wut if they catch u they'll f*ckin kill u they'll no u aint a good guy then they wont tell u where the dragonballs r and they'll probably make u cry.
Eminem: F*ck that, do that crap, blast those brats, do u give a f*ck if they die?
Dr. Dre: No but if u do that sh*t u'll miss ur chances of using the dragonballs getting immortality which will make u feel all crappy. Leave the punks alone so Trunks wont wip ur ass then if u act like a goody 2 shoes they might let u know where those dragonballs r u could even afford a cruise! Just play along and act cool if u blast those brats they'll challenge u to a duel and then Goku or Trunks will wip ur ass then ur chances of immortaliy have just gone passed
Vegeta: SHUT UP DAMNIT! STOP! I'LL KILL EM BOTH!
(This song is by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, its called Otherside- my favourire ^.^ and it was re-created by Vegeta4ever44...in other words, Tina or the DbzGirl)
(chorus)
How long how long will I fly
Blast the other side
I dont believe its bad
Slit their throat
Its all I ever!
I Heard Gokus voice through a photograph
I thought it up it brought up the steamy past
Once you know you can never go back
Ive got to take it on the otherside
Saiyans are what it meant to me
A cemetry amongst Frieza where I blow the sea
Stranger things could never change my fragile mind
Ive got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Or should I blast it on?
(chorus)
How long how long will I fly
Blast the other side
I dont believe its bad
Slit their throat
Its all I ever!
Pour my immortal life into a capsule corp cup
Master Roshi's asshtray's full and Im spilling Bulma's guts
She wants to know is she still a slut
I've got to take it on the otherside
Scarlet starlet and shes in my bed
A candidate for my soul mate bled
Push my trigger; make me angry; and pull the thread
I've got to take it on the otherside
Take it on the otherside
Take it on
Or should I blast it on?
(chorus)
How long how long will I fly
Blast the other side
I dont believe its bad
Slit their throat
Its all I ever!
Bulma, dont turn me on, I dont want a hard ride
Burn me out with your boredom on the otherside
I yell and tell it that
Its not my friend
I tear it down I blast it down
And then its born again
(chorus)
How long how long will I fly
Blast the other side
I dont believe its bad
Slit their throat
Its all I ever!
How long I dont believe its bad
Slit their throat
Its all I ever...
(Another song by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers and its called Californication...this time, its called Funimation! Once again, by vegeta4ever44/Tina/DbzGirl)
Evil bugs from Dr Gero
Try to steal ur minds elation
Little whores from Kame
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if u want these kind of dreams its surely Funimation
It's the end of the saga
And all of Dragonball civilization
The sun may blow in the East
At least it blasts the final location
Its understood that Akira
Surely sells Funimation
Bribe the warrior very well
To blast the spell of aging
Celebrity Krillin is this your ping
Or is that hair your waging
(chorus)
First born Saiyan
Choking his first crayon
Dream of Funimation
Dream of Funimation
Fight me girl be my loser to the world
No way u can be my very own constellation
A teenage Namek bride with a baby inside
Getting high on labourous information
And blast me an Arlian on the boulevard
Its surely Funimation
Space may be the forgoten frontier
But its made in the Funimation basement
Akira can you hear the blasting spheres
Huming songs off spacepod to spacepod
And Frieza's not far away
Its surely Funimation
Born and raised by those who enrage
Blast the population everybody was there
and
I dont mean the world of a Saiyan
(chorus)
First born Saiyan
Choking his first crayon
Dream of Funimation
Dream of Funimation
Destruction leads to a job well done
Unfortunaly it also breeds creation
And Galick Guns are to a prince's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And K-O-Kens couldnt save the world
From horrid Funimation
Bribe the warrior very well
To blast the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving
(chorus)
First born Saiyan
Choking his first crayon
Dream of Funimation
Dream of Funimation
(By vegeta4ever44/DbzGirl/Tina/B*tch comes Shaggys song "It wasnt me....rather spiced up ^.^ Its about Vegeta asking his daddy for advise...)
(Yo dad) Yo
(Open up baka) What do you want man?
(My slut just caught me)
You let her bang you?!
(I dont know how I let this happen)
To who?!
(Kakarot next door, ya know?) Man...
(I dont know what to do) Say it wasnt you
(Alright)
Slut came in and caught me ki handed
Sweating with Kakarot next door
Imagine this we were both butt naked
Fighting on Kames door
How could I forget
That I had given him an extra ki
All this time she was drooling there
She never took her eyes of me
How you can grant the slut access to your *villa*
Trespasser and a slut witness while you cling on your pillow
You better watch your ass before she tuns into a killer
Best for you and Kakarot not to call the beaner
To be a true gay player you have to know how to play
If she says you're not, gonvince her you want her gay
Never admit to a word when she makes a claim
And you tell her no saiyan no way
But she caught us on the grater
"It wasnt me"
Saw us wrestling on the sofa
"It wasnt me"
I even played with him in the shower
"It wasnt me"
She even caught me on the web cam!
"It wasnt me"
She saw the bite marks on my shoulder
"It wasnt me"
Mimed the words that I spoke of
"It wasnt me"
Heard the SCREAMS getting louder
"It wasnt me"
She stayed with pop corn till it was over
Slut came in and caught me ki handed
Sweating with Kakarot next door
Imagine this we were both butt naked
Fighting on Kames door
How could I forget
That I had given him an extra ki
All this time she was drooling there
She never took her eyes of me
Make sure she knows you got dosh and lead her on
Da right prefix whenever you should see her make da picollo flex
As sweaty as it be by you, its not that complex
Seein' is believing so you better change your specs
You think she not gonna be thinking about sluts from the past
Hardly m*st*rb*t*ng and then she'll go to noontime mass
Your answer: go over there but if she pack a gun
You know you better fly fast
But she caught us on the grater
"It wasnt me"
Saw us wrestling on the sofa
"It wasnt me"
I even played with him in the shower
"It wasnt me"
She even caught me on the web cam!
"It wasnt me"
She saw the bite marks on my shoulder
"It wasnt me"
Mimed the words that I spoke of
"It wasnt me"
Heard the SCREAMS getting louder
"It wasnt me"
She stayed with pop corn till it was over
Slut came in and caught me ki handed
Sweating with Kakarot next door
Imagine this we were both butt naked
Fighting on Kames door
How could I forget
That I had given him an extra ki
All this time she was drooling there
She never took her eyes of me
Gonna tell her Im glad for all da killings I have caused
Ive been sleepin' to your reasonin'
It makes bull shit at all
We should tell her that Im glad for all da killings I have caused
You may think your a master
But your completely lost
Slut came in and caught me ki handed
Sweating with Kakarot next door
Imagine this we were both butt naked
Fighting on Kames door
How could I forget
That I had given him an extra ki
All this time she was drooling there
She never took her eyes of me
*posted by vegetas_wrath* By now u should know I'm obsessed with Eminem... The Real Son Goku!
So u never seen a KI this big b4, Chichi's all over the floor practicing punching the door while Goku walks in starts blasting her worse than b4. It's the return of the "Oh wait. No way. His KI isn't as big as I think it is, is it?" and Son Gohan said... NUTHIN U IDIOTS! Son Gohan's studying right in the basement! Girls and women like Goku, SON SON SON SON SON Goku I'm sick of him, look at him! Walkin around eating his u know what blasting u know who - yeah but he's so cute tho! Yeah I prolly got a couple of drumsticks in my stomach there but no worse than wuts going on in ur hair! Sometimes I wonna get on TV and the Headlines to show that even I can make Vegeta cry. Look, I'm so fast! Look, I'm so fast, and if ur lucky u might hit me with a KI blast. U might scare me for trying to streak but no way ur gonna kill me coz man u weak! I'm Son Goku yes I'm the real Goku all u other Son Goku's a just immatating so wont the real Son Goku please stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Most you ppl don't care if I get a medal for eating the most, well I do! So f*ck him and f*ck u too! U think I give a damn about a drumstick? I do! Don't be thick! That stupid Chichi keeps bossing me around telling me that when Gohan's asleep I can't make a sound! That's total bullsh*t Chichi I'm f*ckin bored! Lets have sweet lovin... that's something at least I can afford! Dun shout at me b*tch I'm stronger than u! F*ck off please I need the loo! I do wut I like, I can't be controlled! That's 1 thing that u dun need to be told! I'm Son Goku yes I'm the real Goku all u other Son Goku's are just immatating so wont the real Son Goku please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.......
Vegeta: Heh... Guess there's a Son Goku in all of us.... F*ck it, lets all stand up...
*posted by vegetas_wrath* OK I am REALLY an eminem freak, enjoy! Oh, this song hasn't been realeased yet so you might not of heard it. It's based on "Criminal" Oh, I didn't bother to use my spellcheck (LOL) so the punctuation there is just UGH and I didn't censor any of it... I didn't, the camera guy did, blame him! Note Goku didn't have his spell check on him either XD
VEGETA: alot people ask me, stupid fuckin questions.... alot of people think that, what i blast on the tv and wut i do on the tv i, do in real life, and i believe in it... or when i say that im gonna blast somebody that, im gonna do it, and i believe in it... well shit, if u believe that, im killing u? know why? *laughter in bg* COZ IM A CRIMINAL! CRIMINAL!
GOKU: ur godd danm wright!
VEGETA: my blasts are like a gun with a bullet in the head, blasts ur brains, whether ur a fag or lez! weak? nahhh u just got a low power level! staring at me arms watching me power up to 7! thats my mother fucking final flash, u better watch out! it'll woop ur ass no fuckin doubt!
CHICHI: hey its me, chichi! woops i cant see! i was just checking the KI, get it, checking the key?
WEIRD GUY: how many "GO VEGETA!"'s are u expecting to get after you blasted those brats after losing a bet?
KAGATO: c'mon!!! relax man, i like dumb men? right ken? gimme an "amen"?
KEN: fuck... u!
GOKU: yo lored, i neeeed jesus! jesus waz a chiled i neeeeeeed sum foooood fourr my peenus! ohh, pleas send meeee a brande knew drumsticke and a spellicheck, fourr my wifey sick in the hozpitel!
VEGETA: PREACHER PREACHER! 4th grade eater! who cant eat me, my mum cant neither! who cant fuck me, god damnit i thank u! i watch tv while on the loo! u ain't able to stop these thoughts, u can't stop me from taking these drugs, u cant stop me from blasting these thugs with a brand new attack called "attack of the bugs!" and to think, its just lil' ole me, mr think so so strong still believes... people say i was born in a cage, but then how the fuck i supposed to grow up without being outraged? and as i got older i got alot stronger, my muscles got smaller but my KI got bigger, i boast more than fuckin hell and u wonna kill me for saying the word "ASS?" my KI grows, like homo sex with 2 men... GROS! u wont avoid me my KI's big i got dumb hair, people say i'd be better of with a wig! im the bad guy who makes people die in plane crashes and laughs as long as it dont happen to him! im even crazier than kim and eminem combined!
YOUNG GIRL: *points to vegeta* THE MANIACS HIM!
VEGETA: u girls like trunks? he couldn't make it today! he's a lil' under the weather so I'm taking his place! ohhh, thats trunks with a final flash to his butt don't make me kill him to otherwise he'll end up with that slut! I TOLD U TRUNKS! U STUPID LIL' BRAT! I GUESS THAT'LL TEACH U NOT TO FUCK WITH A WELCOME MAT! HAHA CRIMINAL!
TRUNKS: u just called urself a welcome mat! vegeta, ur one dumb loser!
VEGETA: why u lil' $%^% -
CAMERA GUY: CUT!
VEGETA: Heh, singing that was fun! *poses* How do I look?
TRUNKS: LIKE A WELCOME MAT!
VEGETA: U SON OF A %^$%^!!!
TRUNKS: HAHAHA DUMBASS STOP INSULTING URSELF!
VEGETA: ...... |