God knows why I am doing this, but I had to prove Relena's thick as a brick somehow..... anyway, this is your host, Treize Kushranada (hey, I needed the cash). Today we interview the bitch of bitches, Relena. (oops, here she comes now ^_^")
Relena: Hello everyone, I love you all! BIGGGGG HUG!
Treize: Can't that wait until AFTER the show?
Relena: Hey, you're kinda cute....
Treize: *sigh* Anycrap, Relena, nice to have you on the show, please have a seat.
Relena: Why would I want a seat?
Treize: Just sit down, please ^.^*
Relena: Will this chair hurt my back?
Treize: SIT WOMAN!
Relena: OK handsome ^_^" (note: aren't there an awful lot of anime sweatdrops!)
Treize: OK, on with the questions..... Relena, how does it feel to be related to Zechs?
Relena: I dunno, who's Zechs? OOOO! PURTY LIGHTING!
Treize: ........OK, anyway, what is your fave colour?
Relena: I like the colour blue , cos it's your eye colour!
Treize: You don't say..... what's your fave food?
Relena: I like heathly stuff like McDonalds and chips.
Treize: Fascinating...... now then, near the beginning of your (painful, annoying) TV career, Heero said "I'll destroy you", did you take that threat?
Relena: No way, Heero is my little snuggle bunny and he has a cute pal as well ^_^
Treize: Do you know this guy's name?
Relena: It was Cuo or something like that, anyway it doesn't matter cos he's CUTE!
(Duo watching TV at his pad)
Duo: ^_^" Eep.......
(back in the studio)
Treize: Do you like Mobile Suits?
Relena: I like the flowers, and the rainbows, and the long summer days, and Heero and Cuo, and puppies, and kitties and school, because I get ed-ed-ed....
Treize: Educated?
Relena: That's the word? *sings* Oh no, that's the word...... *giggles*
Treize: Ai yi yi...... anyway, do you like Mobile Suits?
Relena: Heero wore a suit once, he looked so nice in it, it was very mobile.
Treize: *loses temper* LOOK BITCH! YOU'RE THICK AS A BRICK! THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS YOU ARE THICK!!!!
Relena: Don't make me get my big strong daddy.......
Treize: Your dad is dead
Relena: He lives on in all our hearts!
Treize: *draws sword* Say goodbye, Relena!
(suddenly, Indiana Jones music plays and Heero runs into the studio)
Relena: HEEEERO!
Heero: Yo Treize, that's my line.
Treize: Well, I, errr....... SORRAY!
Heero: Killing her with a sword is pointless.........
Relena: I knew you loved me Heero!
Heero: SQUASHING HER USING THE FOOT OF MY GUNDAM IS BETTER! EAT MOBILE SUIT BITCH!!!!
Relena: EEP! *squash*
Heero: PIZZA PAH-TAY!
(back at Duo's pad.....)
Duo: Whoa, Heero is all that and a carrier fulla mobile suits! |