FINALLY! All I needed was a hit on my thick headed brain for some unknown questions that had been roaming in my fragile disturbed mental lil mind ever since the show started with a pineapple headed good looking steroid pumped bozo...Radditz.....This aint a page all about Radditz,HECK NO! Just read on and hell, you'll find out!!! I CAN FINALLY PROVE THAT DBZ AINT AS INNOCENT AS YOU REALLY THINK!!!
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Ok, so the whole show starts off with Radditz...Why is it that all the men in the show have big muscles that are always revealing?! Well, the sudden hit on my head revealed it all! If you think that Akira Toriyama is some guy that just wanted to make a living out of selling the manga then oh boy, you'll be sure suprised! If you like Akira then plz dont read this very next statement...thank you! Ahem...HE'S GAY! AKIRA IS GAY! WANT SOME PROOF?! ILL TELL YOU THEN CAUSE I CAN PROVE IT ALL!
All the men (even an old man like Master Roshi) have the biggest muscles in the entire galaxy-bigger than Arnold Schwatzeneggers (did I spell that right?!) muscles and THATS BIG! How comes you dont see someone like Chichi or Bulma or Marron with muscles? Not as big as theirs but c'mon! Chichi must have a little bump at least on her arm-SHE FREAKING BEAT UP GOHAN IN THE GARLIC JR SAGA AND GOAHN IS LIKE ONE OF THE STRONGEST! See? I told ya he's gay! He likes to look at build up men....
By the way...this is what I came up when I was hit on the head...it MIGHT be true or it really must have been that hit...still, Akira is pretty cool....ish...
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Ok, I came up with another thing....Why on Earth do ALL the characters have to die at least once?! If you think about it, all the men die and yes, even Chichi dies (I think its in the Buu saga). I dunno about Bulma or Pan or Launch but I think that EVERYONE has to die and that includes my dear Brolli, Radditz, Bardock, Trunks and Vegeta O_o And once again....I CAN PROVE IT ALL DAMMIT1
Well, what it seems to me is that Akira was bored with all the same mushy cr*p so he thought he'll give it a whirl and kill off all the characters ^_^....then theres the Dragonballs....But still...EVEN THE BLOOMING DRAGON DIES! Thats just like totally whack...he didnt even make Vegeta immortal cause he wanted him to die at least once like all the rest (well, most of) the characters...
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If you want me to prove anything that you desire then you know the score...Yup, its
S-e-n-d-i-n-G T-h-E W-a-c-k-O T-h-a-T N-e-e-d-S T-O B-E L-o-c-k-e-D A-w-a-Y A-N E-m-a-i-L! What? You STILL dont know my e-mail address? Hmmm, well, you got a bit of a choice my friend...My usual one is of course vegeta4ever44@hotmail.com or you could try ssjradditz@saiyan.com or my newest and most vilest address of all time... ssj4radditz@sailormoon.com ....DONT,DITCH.THE.SAILORMOON.ADDRESS. Despite the fact that I do....
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